Passive aggressive

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Random friend of Laura who we will call Laila : So you are Cato?

Cato : Are you surprised?

Laila : Yeah.

Cato : Hahahaha.

Laila : Hah.

Cato : You should start swallowing the same amount of make-up you put on.

Laila : And you should learn to swim.

Cato : You should stop hanging out with my wife if you will only be there for her looks.

Laila : So we are both leaving?

Cato : in another universe, yes, but this time it has to be you.

Laila : Im sorry but this is the universe.

Cato : Hah! As if.

Laila : You should start packing your shit, the Giraffe Gerold and the Elephant Ella misses you.

Cato : Oh, is that your parents?

Laila : Sorry, i thought they were yours.

Cato : I can make Laura hate every ounce of you.

Laila : And i can make her love me more than her own children.

Laura : hi i brought the coffee! What are yall talking about?

Laila : Why thank you! We were talking about swimming.

Cato : Haha, yeah.

Laura : ........ It feels fake-

Cato : You are right, we were discussing what brand of perfume she used to sound so sugar sweet.

Laila : He means my breath.

Cato : I know what i said.

Laura : Are you two okay-

Laila : Yes, couldnt be greater sitting next to an animal!

Cato : I feel just the same.

Laila : Hahahah.

Cato : Hahhahahahha.

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