Here we have a list of jokes made by the famous Kitty_Toast . Trust me, they are awesome as fuck, and you will love them. Even if you wont admit it
Laura: Can you get some chocolate milk? I've been craving it lately.Cato: -unzips pants- Yep, here's the straw.
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Cato: What's wrong with you?Laura: CatO ThEre'S A MoNsTEr iN ThE CLoSeT!Cato: -looks over at closet-Poma: -eating bread in the dark- Gluten tag
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Poma: Hello again!Cato: I suggest that you rethink whatever it is you're about to do. I will protect my family, and as proven in the past, I don't need redbull to give you wings.
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Poma: I think out of you and your siblings, you are the most like me.
Nick: ... Feckin' how?
Poma: We can both agree that getting rid of the family will give us peace and quiet.
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Laura: It was that man, right there!
Police Officer: Ma'am, that's your husband.
Laura: Maybe, but he broke my favorite plate!
As you can see, they are awesome
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