-<[At a funeral, where everyone is hopefully upset]>-
Laura : My mom was so late...
Cato : Yeah, she cant just let us all wait for so long at her own funeral.
Ballora : . . .
[Two funerals in a months!!!]
Laura : Why are you so happy!?
Cato : Well, you cant spell funeral without FUN -Finger guns-
Laura : What the f=== is wrong with you?!
[The man is about to lose his virginity-]
Laura : Wanna get some breakfast in bed?~ (A polish way of saying 'Wanna netflix and chill)
Cato : Sure, i like food :D
//A few moments later//
Laura : -Nuzzling Cato while sleeping-
Cato : I wanted food though.... T^T
-<[Laura is about to go in labour]>-
Laura : Cato?.
Cato, in a tired voice: What?...
Laura : The kids are kicking... A lot... I might need to go to the hospital...
Cato : Just- Five more minutes.
Laura : But-
-<[And now when she is labour]>-
Laura : -Pained screeching-
Cato : Shhhh you might wake up too much attention i dont like attention-
-<[Dad jokes]>-
Mi : Did i dont feel too well...
Puppet : Yeah you dont, you look like a robot...
Mi : . . .
Mi : Mom chose you over an ATM machine, i want you to remember that.
Puppet : ;-;
-<[Dad jokes 2]>-
Reedah : Dad, do we have anything to eat?
Cato : Yeah.
Reedah : What is it?
Cato : Food
Reedah : I wonder how mom found you attracting.
Cato : In all honesty, i dont know how either.
-<[Now to Puppet ruininng a romantic moment]>-
Puppet : Ballora, why did you choose me? I am not even close to being someone like you. I am a total zero and there you are, a 100 :(
Ballora : When i look at you, i just, see everything i want.
Puppet : Ballora, I am a doll who is literally only black with stripe sat the end of my limbs wearing a mask, do you see everything in street dogs too?
Ballora : Well that was rude-
-<[Cato trying to get laid]>-
Cato : Hey boo~
Laura : No.
Cato : What?
Laura : Dont call me boo.
Cato : But you are my boo:(
Laura : No! >:\
Cato : ...
//Few minutes later//
Cato : Hey cutie~
His mirror reflection : Omg ew, what do you want you creep?
Puppet : T-T
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Fanfiction⇛𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐀𝐍 𝐀𝐔, 𝐈𝐓 𝐃𝐎𝐄𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐄⇚ Rating = Mature Hello, my name is Emmy, but you can call me Emmi if youd like to. This is a book i started in some of my first times on Wattpad, so its okay...
