Puppelora oneshots, stories and scenarios

If Cato was a cop;

1. Brutal murder of two parents. Confession to the children, go

Cato : "Hi you two, i have news for you both, lets go outside and discuss"

Kid 1 : "Oh okay"

Kid 2 : "This is so cool!"

Cato : "So, do you guys see that orphanage over there?"

2. Arrest of a pedophile

Cato : "Thats the last time you'll touch Stacy in her sleep!"

Pedophile : "NO! I WILL GET OUT I PROMISE"

Cato : "AND WHEN YOU DO, YOUR ASSHOLE HAS EXPLODED FOURTEEN TIMES, GET IN THE CAR"

3. Prostitute arrest

Prostitute : "Harder Daddy!"

Cato : "Only my wife gets to say that, dumbass" :/

4. Court case; murderer

Cato : "So basically, what happened was that this man killed and raped a nine year old"

Murderer : "NOT TRUE"

Cato : "Shut up you cant even hide a murder"

5. Confessions; Robbery

Robber : "OKAY OKAY FINE I DID IT"

Cato, turning off the nightcore songs : "Good."

6. Presentation

Cato : "Hello im a cop, i make sure you can sleep with your eyes closed without being worried about your uncle or neighbour climbing in your room at night. I am Nicks father" :)

Nick : -Disappointment-

7. Flirting

Cato (Before marrige) : "Heya"

Laura (Before marrige) : "Mh?"

Cato : "You stole something, please pay a special fine to redeem yourself"

Laura : "Wh-What! N-No i could never!-"

Cato : "Look, i am not fucking around" -Shows badge- "Hand me back my heart you sexy bitch" >:/

Laura : "w-what--"

8. Compliments turning to straight up insults

Cato : "you are such a national treasure"

Laura : "Awe, thanks" :3

Cato : "I am not kidding, it feels like its my job to make sure you dont get stolen" ._.

Laura :

9. Losing a court case

Cato : "I DONT GET IT, WHY"

Elizabeth : "Well maybe if you didnt tell them that you and him were related, they wouldnt see it as a simple sibling rivalry and suspend you for a couple of days" :/

Cato : "BUT WE HAD SO MUCH EVIDENCE-"

Elizabeth : "Yeah and when they believed you, you shouldnt have said 'holy shit its working'."

Cato : "... Could you at least be more supportive-"

10. Random bullshit GO

Cato : "That was great"

Laura : "Yeah, where'd you learn those moves"

Cato : "Well i sometimes have to guard the showers and you learn stuff from watching that"

Laura : "Oh god i regret asking-"

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Cato : "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CANT FINISH YOUR PAPERWORK"

Elizabeth : "WELL IF IT WASNT FOR YOU I-"

Random civillian : "HELP"

Cato : "FUCK OFF WE ARE BUSY"

Elizabeth : "YEAH NOONE CARES"

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Cato : "I am so tired of arresting all of those fucking prostitutes. Its as if everytime i arrest one they multiply like freaking Aliens"

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Cato : -Wakes up- "hh Time to arrest people who were picked last in soccer"

Laura : "Did you ever even play Soccer"

Cato : "CANT HEAR YOU"

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Laura : "Cato im uncomfortable with all of the prostitutes you meet everyday-"

Cato : "You mean the gay guys across the street?"

Laura : "Wh- It cant only be gay guys"

Cato : "Yeah, sometimes its straight males, but usually gay because noone wants to have them"

Laura : "O-Oh-"

Cato : "Yeah, good thing we dont live in that universe lol"