Puppelora oneshots, stories and scenarios

Laura as a Lawyer;

1. Beastiality case

Laura : "He fucked a WHAT"

Girlfriend : "EXACTLY'

Boyfriend : "IT WAS A CUTE KOALA" >:(

2. Divorce

Laura : "So, you wanna break up with your husband because?.."

Wife : "As i said the idiot didnt know the difference between mint and pastel green!"

Laura : "... I cant promise you'll keep anything after this-"

3. New employees

Laura : "Hey, i should warn you, around 50% of every case your getting is either a dumb sue or divorce!"

New guy/gal : "wh-"

4. Flirt (Basically a Cato as a Cop extra)

Laura : "Me and my client are gonna beat your ass!"

Cato : "Dont tempt me to beat your ass red tonight" :/

Laura : "WH-WHAT-"

5. Yeah random bullshit go-

Laura : "I am so tired of all of these sexual compliments from guys everywhere!"

Lone : "Well maybe you should wear less revealing clothes!"

Laura : "Nyo Cato likes them" OwO

Lone : '-''

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Laura : "Divorce, Divource, Divorce,- people really suck at finding the right husband the third time, this is getting ridiculous"

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Laura : "Mrs you cant sue someone for eye contact-"

Female : "bUT IT WAS RAPE!!1!1!1!1!!1!!!"

Laura : "And i work for the devil! Let loose this court case!" :)

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Laura : -Sleeping-

Cato : "Hey, if we ever get divorced, will you get everything i own cause you're a lawyer?"

Laura : "why are you even thinking about that--" TnT

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Laura : -Drinking coffee- "Goodmorning Noah..."

Noah : "Good morning sweet cheeks"

Laura : "Say that again and ill sue your nutsack out of your possession"

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Laura : "Ma'am, can't you see that this is a sweet old woman?.. She would never even think about raping and torturing hundreds of little girls!" :(

Cato : -Mouth signalling; YOU. ARE. A. HORRIBLE. PERSON-

Laura : -Mouth signals back; AND. YOU. WILL. SLEEP. ON. THE. COUCH."

Cato : (;;;・_・)

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(lmao yeah i wanna write a cop x lawyer oneshot, but my motivation is reaching lower than anyone can sink in depression, sorry ;-;)