Mixed plate! ( a collection of short stories)

The Ramadan Story ( part 7)

As per dada jans order the whole pulton of jahaan villa was all ready with their mini bags after sehri.
Half the house although was still sleepy.

"Bola bhi tha kay raat main iftar kay bad nikal jatay hain takay wahan pohunch kar aram se sehri karke main sojata per nahi dada jan ko subah savere nikalna tha. Ab main to aadhi neend main hoon. Jis jisne iss babarkat mahinay main shaheed hona hai ajao mere sath beth jao!"
Rubbing his eyes ozan declared loud and clear to everyone.

(I had very clearly told u all to lets go after iftar , we would have reached naran before sehri and I could had slept but no dada jan had to travel early morning, now i am half asleep so who ever want to become shaheed in this holy month, kindly come sit with me in the car)

"Isko chai nahi pilai sheri main kisi ne or ullu kay pathay agar raat ko sojatay to ab ye halat na hoti!"
Mr meer said slapping alittle on ozi's head .

( didnt u guys give him tra at sehri and if this owls son had slept at night then this wouldent be happening)

"Adhi chai aur adhi coffee mila kay abhi apke bete ne koi hioctane type chai bana kay pee hai per phir bhi ankh khulne ka naam hi nahi de rahi. Or khud ko kiun ullu keh rahe hain. Iss nalaik ko bolen!" Mrs hadiya meer interfered.

(He just had some new beverage called hioctane tea which had Half tea leaves and half coffee mixed in it and still this is his condition. And dont call urself owl, call him!)

Jaali coffee hoti hai yahan ki. Ye Australian munda zara leta ata na strong coffees australia se, wese to bara flaunt karte hain aussie's that we make the worlds best coffee!"

( coffees down here r fake! This australian guy should have brought in some strong coffees from along. Australians always flaunt that they make worlds best coffees!)

Ozan had to drag Noah into it. Since their friendship had started ozan on the daily basis would taunt Noah on not bringing chocolates and other stuff from Australia.

"Noah bachay tum idhar aao, meri gari shabash tum chalao! Bohat aram se ahista ahista chalata hai. "

( noah son u come and drive my car. He is a very good boy ans drives so nicely, safe n slow)

dada jan said out of no where and Noah's breath hitched. He couldent even smile on this affection of dada jan.

"Chalo jee bugto ab khidmat e khalq ka nateeja! Aur number banao daaa jee kay agay! Saray plans ka satyanaas! Mene socha tha hum chaaro aik sath jayengay. Kabse sab bazurgo ko dara raha hoo k mere sath na bethem, me adhi neend me hoo! Uff meri setting ki na tune Noah kuttay wali kardi!"
Giving noah a thud with his shoulder ozan whispered  giving noah a death glare.