Umbrella Academy Unstoppable

Board meeting

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Warning: Blood, violence, death, possible triggers.

1982

Your pov:

Five and I walk up to the building were the board meeting is being held, he took the paper that Handler gave us and checked to see if this was the right place.

"This is it"
He tells me and I take his hand, we walk up to the building and Five opens the door for me.

We both walk inside and im met with a strange smell, it smelt like cats.
Weird items and decorations filled the lobby, this was a very weird Inn.

I don't like the reason for my presence here, I have the Handler to blame for that.

She took advantage of our diligence in saving the world and used it against us, all she saw us as is subordinates under her raft, I wish that wasn't the case.

Five and I walked over to a woman with big curly hair,
"Excuse me"
Five states and she jumps slightly.

"Uff da, you snuck up on me there"
She states as she turns to us,
"If your looking for the cookies, we don't put em out until 3:00"
She states, causing me to scoff.

"I can hardly wait"
Five says, trying to be as nice as possible.
"Uh, do you happen to know were the Midwest Soybean society is meeting?"
He asks her.

"Sure do, Muskellunge Banquet room, you looking for your mom? She in for the convention?"
She questions and I nod my head.

Five looks over at the hallway and pulls out a bill,
"Hey can I get some change?"
He asks, handing it to the woman.

"Well sure, just let me look in my purse"
She tells him.

She than proceeds to search through her fanny pack, why she called it a purse? I don't really know.

"Only a nickel and a couple dimes-oh, you are in luck mister"
She take out some change and puts it Fives hand.

"You know, some say the best luck is to die at the right time"
Five tells her and she looks at him slightly shocked.

He gives her a small nod and we both walk over towards the vending machine, Five puts the change in the machine and presses a few buttons.

The coils in the machine turned for a second before stopping,
Five clicked the button again and had the same result.

He shook the machine and nothing happened still,
"Stupid mother Fudge Nutter!"
He says as he hits the machine again, this was quite entertaining.

"Fuckin Fudge Nutter!"
He shakes the machine again and a few snacks fall out, a Fudge Nuttier was not one of them.
(Fun fact: this is the only time this curse word is used in the show)

Five takes a step back and kicks the vending machine, shattering the glass.
It's safe to say that my husband has slight anger issues.

I walk over to him and put my hand on his shoulder,
He looks at me and scratches the back of his neck.

I give him a small smile and walk up to the vending machine,
I use my telekinesis and take two Fudge Nutters from the machine.

I hand one to Five and he gives me a small smile,
"Thank you"
He thanks me and I nod.

I slip my Fudge Nutter in my blazer while Five starts to walk towards the banquet room.

Im gonna warn you again for the blood and violence, I don't wanna be sued 😀
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