Umbrella Academy Unstoppable

Kick Names Take Ass

Diego dancing⬆️

Your pov:

"I have this yurt just outside of your Reykjavik, totally lay low there, folks they're are a little weird but lovely"
Klaus tells us all as he walks around.

"Hey numbnuts, hiding's not going to make a difference here, the Commission will hunt us down wherever and whenever we go"
Five tells Klaus and I nod.

"He's right, they'll never stop"
Diego tells everyone and I give him a confuesd look,
How does he know about the Commission?.

"I'm sorry, since when are you an expert on the Commission?"
Five practically reads my mind as he questions Diego.

"Since I got back from there"
Diego tells us and I turn my head to look at him in shock.

"What?"
Five asks him,
"Yeah, they headhunted me, offered me a job full time with benefits, which I had to turn down"
Diego states calmly.

"They headhunted you, the village idiot"
Five chuckles, clearly not believing a word Diego is saying.

"What, am I not allowed to be headhunted? Only the almighty Five needs to be in demand?"
Diego asks Five as he stands up, this isn't going to end well.

"Diego, you're not Commission material, all right? Got an obsinant nature to ya"
Five tells Diego with a smirk.

"Who do you think it was that figured out that Vanya was the one that causes doomsday and stopped it? Me"
Diego tells him sternly.

"Hey!"
Klaus states offended, though the reason as to why he feels offended is unknown to me.

"That's who"
Diego finishes his sentence proudly.

"I figured it all out on the Infinite Switchboard"
Diego mentioning the Infinite Switchboard sparks my interest.

"You were on the Infinite Switchboard?"
Five asks him, he and Diego were now only a foot apart from one another.

"Hell, yeah, I made that machine my bitch, y'all need to recognize I got shit going on y'all don't even know about"
Diego raises his tone slightly.

"Oh, sorry, you've got things going on?"
Allison questions from beside me on the stairs.

"This isn't helpful, it really isn't"
Luther states as he paces back and forth.

"Look, I'm at the Résistance in their secret lair"
Diego states and I hold back a laugh,
"The Résistance? As in Herb and the gang?"
I question and Diego nods.

"Alright? I went through orientation, and I passed, and I stopped doomsday"
Diego states and I laugh.

"What's so funny?"
Diego questions me as I gather my breath,
"Well for one, we stopped doomsday, and two, how was that ninety minutes of Mr briefcase for you?"
I ask.

When he doesn't respond I laugh even more,
"Hi I'm Mr briefcase and if you're watching this presentation that means you made the best decision of the rest of your life"
I try to make my voice sound higher in attempt to mock the commission orientation video.

"Yeah it take someone pretty manly to sit through that"
Diego tells me and I laugh even more.

"Oh really? Look who's talking mister I can't even sit through a simple conversation without causing an argument"
Alison tells him.

Diego scoffs,
"At least I wasn't busy playing with myself-"
Diego remarks but is cut off by Allison.

"Can you dispense with the dick-measuring for five minutes?"
She asks Diego and I cover my mouth, whispering 'burnnn' under my breath.

"Unless you can literally, cause Ben and I-"
Klaus begins to speak but I cut him off.
"Klaus! TMI"
I tell him, really not wanting to hear the rest of what he was trying to say.

"We don't have time for this the Feds could be here any minute"
Luther tells all of us.

"That's what I've been saying"
Alison states while putting her hands in the air,
"I'm agreeing"
Luther responses frustratedly.

"Okay, calm down Hairy-"
Five begins but is cut off,
"Hey, it's King Kong, and I'm sick of your ass okay?"
Luther tells Five.

"Yeah okay you win"
Diego tells Luther,
"Guys we need to move okay? That is more important here, that is our only option"
Luther tells all of us.

"No, we need a box those windows and stay here"
Diego tells him.

"I'm leaving"
Vanya says out of the blue which causes all of us to look at her,
"What? To go where?"
Allison questions, standing up.

"Sissy's farm, something's wrong with Harlan, and I need to help him"
Vanya tells us and I raise an eyebrow.

Who the hell is Sissy? Who is Harlan?
Since when were they in the picture?

"Vanya, we need to stick together, okay? Now more than ever"
Luther tells her.

"That's why I'm telling you this, whatever is going on with Harlan I think I might have caused it"
Vanya tells us.

"How?"
I question her,
She's sighs before speaking.

"He drowned, and, uh, somehow I was able to bring him back to life, And now it's like we're connected"
She states.

"Wh...... What does that even mean?"
Luther asks her, not understanding anything that's going on. And for once in my life, I'm not either.

"I don't know. I can't explain, but.. I know that he needs my help, I need your help too. I'm scared. And for the first time in my life, I don't want to do it alone. I want my family by my side."
She tells all of us and I stand up.

"Look, I'm sorry, we have other priorities right now"
Diego tells Vanya as he walks up to her.

"Diego's right, for once. We need to make our stand here and now"
Five chimes in and I glare at him, a glare he clearly doesn't notice.

After a few moments of silence Vanya speaks up,
"Okay, I guess I'll see you when I see you"
She tells all of us before she begins to walk away.

"Hey hey hey hey hey, wait a minute"
I speak and everybody turns to look at me.

"I ain't got no other priorities, I'm not scared of no commission please let them come after me, I'll just stab at them. You know? A little stabbity stab stab action, I'll go with you sister I need a little bit more action in my life"

I walk next to Vanya before saluting to everyone else and turning around to walk out the door.

"Come on kingswoman, let's go kick some ass, Hargreeves style!"
I shout and Vanya runs after me.

A/n:

You guys get two updates today, yay!
Y/n sounds drunk in this chapter, I loved writing it.

Today's question:
If you could know the absolute and total truth of one question what question would you ask?

I'd probably ask what the meaning of life is.

Mini dictionary:

Kingswoman: (in anthropological or formal use) a woman who is one of a person's blood relations.

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