Umbrella Academy Unstoppable

The old and the new

Your pov:

As we walk back into the bar we spot our husbands and Luther, sitting awkwardly at a table in the back of the room.

"One second, I'm gonna need a drink for this conversation"

I tell my older self and she nods,

"I should probably get it for you though, it's not normal for a thirteen year old kid to be asking the bartender for a shot of Jamesons"

She responds and I chuckle lightly.

I look over at the boys as they awkwardly sip their drinks, waiting for us to return.

I glance around the room to see if anybody is looking in my direction, luckily most of everybody is drunk.

I set Mjolnir on the floor and it slides over to where the boys are sitting, Older Five looks highly confused but my Five and Luther are pretty much used to it by now.

"What? Mjionir?-how?"

Older Five questions in shock,

I walk over to where everyone is sitting and pick up Mjionir.

"Hi"

I greet everyone as Five smirks,

"Always have to make an entrance"

He says with a smile and I nod as I take my seat next to him.

"When do I not?"

I question.

"How did Mjiolnir do that?"

Older Five questions me,

"Technically it didn't do anything"

I tell him and he raises an eyebrow at me.

"What do you mean?"

He asks me and I smirk,

"I did"

I tell him,
"I can control it now, pretty cool huh?"

I ask and he hesitantly nods.

I begin to smell a strong sense of alcohol and I look up to see older me has returned with a whole bottle of Jamesons,

"I just took the whole thing"

She tells me and I smile.
"Nothing wrong with that"

I state as she sets the bottle down and I pour myself a shot.

Luther takes a sip of his drink and sighs as older me sits next to older Five,

"Well, this is nice, isn't it?"

He says and I direct my attention away from my glass to look at him.

"The five of us, together like this"

Luther states with a smile while both Fives send death glares to each other,

"No"

They both say in unison.

Me and my older self however don't answer the question, were both too busy drinking.

"Somebody explain to me as to how i'm having a pint of Guinness with my younger self and younger wife"

Older Five speaks up and my Five continues to glare daggers into his head,

"Older, actually"

Five tells him and older Five gives him a confused look.

"Were both of you, just fourteen days older"

Five finishes explaining and older Five puts his hands in front of hi,m,