Irouma Oneshots (REQUESTS OPEN!!!)

Are you a Psychopath?

requested by strifeandERROR

Korekiyo-Stephen
Shuichi-Dan
Miu-Hosuh
Kokichi-Jay

Shuichi: You guys can tell if you're a psychopath or not by answering these questions.

Miu: Let's uh..give it a try.

Shuichi: Okay so there's a list of questions that you would have to answer to figure out whether you're a psychopath or not.

Kokichi: Yeah we've went through this already!

Shuichi: Ooookay- now this first one it's kind of messed up but it's an easy question. There's a little kid and he got presents from santa. he got a soccer ball and a bike but the kid wasn't happy. Why?

Korkiyo: He could have had more things?

Miu: Is this multiple choice?

Shuichi: No it's not multipe choice, what comes to mind?

Korekiyo: The child wanted more things. Children are greedy.

Shuichi: Okay what about you Miu?

Miu: Uhm..the kid knows that santa isn't real and that he was actually his dad dressed up.

Kokichi: Santa isn't real!?

Miu: No Kokichi, santa isn't real, dumbass...I love you-

Kokichi: What-?

Miu: NOTHING

Shuichi: Uhm..okay- Kokichi your answer?

((THIS IS WHERE I REALIZE I CLICKED ON THE WRONG VIDEO GODDAMMIT-))

Kokichi: Hm..the kid had no legs.

Shuichi: I'm sorry-?

Kokichi: Kid has no legs.

Shuichi: W-well..Kokichi you got it right! Next question.

Shuichi: A serial killer was chasing you down when he suddenly stops and makes a phone call to you. Why did he make a phone call?

Miu: "StOp rUnNiNg So I cAn CaTcH yA"

Kokichi: PFFT- well yeah it would make me slow down.

Miu: Because you were hiding and they wanted to find you! *slams fists on table*

Korekiyo: I have no clue why they would call someone. I just thought-

Shuichi: What's with the monotone Kiyo?

Kokichi: Yeah are you okay? *Laughs nervously*

Korekiyo: I am feeling splended there is no one behind me!

Miu: I-

Shuichi: Uhm..okay Kokichi answer.

Kokichi: If I'm running away and I'm hiding, I'm bound to either slow down or the killer can pinpoint m location.

Miu: Wow look at you being smart!

Kokichi: Shut up you filthy cum dumpster.

Miu: C-cum dumpster! Ah~!

Shuichi: ..You done now? Okay so the answer is to listen to the sound of a bell ringing so they can locate the victim. Congrats Miu and Kokichi you get one point!

Miu and Kokichi: Yay!

Korekiyo [Monotone]: Contratulations you two.

Kokichi: I'm kinda worried about Korekiyo-

Miu: It's alright he'll die probably!

Shuichi: Question number two! A man wants to kill his own boss. He rushes into the store and sees a 5 dollar knife and a 50 dollar knife. He buys the $5 dollar knife and rushes out. Why did he pick the 5 dollar knife?