Merthur One-shots

Hiccups

Smut

Summary: Merlin has hiccups, Gaius said orgasms would cure it, and Arthur is just trying to be helpful

OR

Arthur fucks Merlin so he would stop hiccuping

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“Are you alright, Merlin?” Gaius asked as he poured the tea into Merlin’s cup

“No, it’s fine, I’m just-hic!” Merlin covered his mouth, emitted another sound like a bubbling spring, a gurgling in the back of his throat

“You’ve been having it since you wake up, are you sure you’re alright?” Gaius asked carefully

“I’m-hic fine!” He hiccuped again “I think I’ll go-hic to Arthur’s now, he’s expect-hic expecting me”

                                                                            

*

“MERLIN!” Gwen jumped from behind and yelled, causing Merlin to startle and dropped Arthur’s boots to the ground

“Gwen-hic” He said “You-hic scared me”

“I just thought it’d work” Gwen shrugged “My dad used to scare me whenever I got hiccups as a kid. And Merlin, here’s a list of what you should do to get rid of the hiccups, Gaius sent me to give you” Gwen handed him the small parchment and he smiled at her, trying to hold his hiccup back

“Thank-hic you Gwe-hic but I-hic can’t make i-hic stop” He said, totally failing to prevent his hiccups, Gwen rubbed his back and sighed

“Don’t worry, you’ll be alright, and Arthur needs you” She said, wiggling her eyebrows suggestively and getting back to the kitchen

“He-hic always need-hic me” He huffed out a desperate sigh, picking up the boots to deliver to his sire

*

“Holding your breath”

Merlin had tried that, he has been holding his breath for so long his face was getting redder than usual, Arthur was training with the other knights again so all Merlin has to do was sit there and wait, trying to get rid of the horrible situation he was suffering from

“Drinking a glass of water quickly”