A/N: a head canon about different conversations Dally and Y/n would have.
My boy<3: send me them titties
Me: pardon?
My boy<3: send me. them titties.
Me: why?
My boy<3: im lowkey horny and I wanna see your tits
Me: why don't I just come over;)
My boy<3: YES PLEASE
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Me: I ran out of lady products I need you to go to the store when you come over
My boy<3: no that will make me look like a fool
Me: no it won't it will make you look like a loving boyfriend
My boy<3: sorry man just... hold it in
Me: I can't- I'll just have Johnny do it.
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Me: *calls*
Me: *calls again*
Me: *calls three more times*
My boy<3: im at work
Me: but I'm bored
My boy<3: k? go talk to pony or something
Me: but I cant make out with Pony
My boy<3: ill be over in five
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My boy<3: i got hurt
Me: what did you do?
My boy<3: i fell
Me: are you okay?
My boy<3: i fell 4 u;)
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Me: where are you
My boy<3: iym at ur houoees cuetiet
Me: Buck's?
My boy<3: bbqyi im comign ovtr
Me: stay there you're drunk and I'm coming to get you
My boy<3: oksy sxuy manas
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Me: Hey Johnny you wanna come to the dingo with Dally and I?
Mr. Cakes: sure
My boy<3: hey johnnycakes
Mr. Cakes: hey dal
My boy<3: why don't we ditch y/n and hang out with the boys
Me: thanks babe.
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My boy<3: hey baby
Me: hi
My boy<3: wanna see my boner
Me: no??
My boy<3: you caused it
Me: im not even there??
My boy<3: lol remember the camera you gave me
Me: yeah??
My boy<3: i recorded us one night and i look back on it when i miss you
Me: WE HAVE A SEX TAPE
My boy<3: BRO CHILL I DIDNT SHOW IT TO ANYBODY
Me: is this why Johnny was crying
Mr. Cakes: yeah.
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