Sander Sides Oneshots

-Handsome- (LAMP)

This will be my first published LAMP Oneshot I have a draft that's LAMP but that's angst so it won't be finished for a while, so enjoy this
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Virgil was putting on his eyeshadow in the bathroom
V- I'm so ugly
Patton walked past and heard Virgil say that so he went in
P- no your not Virge
V- yea I am
P- stop saying that, your not ugly
V- nah, I definitely am
P- No, your the most handsome one here, now stop talking bad about yourself-
V- or you'll physically fight me?
P- exactly
V- yea I'm not gonna stop, all I'm doing is saying I'm ugly, which is true
P- no it's not, your so handsome and I'm not the only one who thinks that
V- who else thinks that? It's a lie
P- Well, besides me, Logan and Roman do
V- I doubt that, your all better than me
P- I can get them and prove it
V- go ahead I doubt they'll agree with you
Virgil went back to putting on his eyeshadow and Patton left and came back with Roman and Logan
R- Virgil, we both agree with Patton, what led you to think we wouldn't?
V- you all are more handsome then me, so why wouldn't I think that?
L- I have to disagree with you Virgil, Patton is correct
P- see? They both agree
V- yea I still don't think it's true
P- what will it take for you to believe us?
V- Nothing, your wrong so I won't believe you
R- Patton isn't wrong
V- sure, whatever, your just saying it so I'll listen and agree
L- we can get Janus to prove we're not lying
V- you are, but sure go ahead, can I finish doing what I'm doing now?
P- we'll go get him, meet us in the living room when your done
~Time Skip~
They're all in the living room now
V- why are you so persistent to make me agree?
P- because, you shouldn't keep thinking like that
V- but it's true, so why would I stop thinking it?
J- because it's not true
V- it is
R- no it's not Virge
J- Virgil stop, lying to yourself isn't good
V- I'm being honest
J- I can literally sense lies, I can tell when people are lying to themselves aswell
V- so? I'm not, I'm being Truthful
J- no your not, and I can't lie, Patton took my gloves
Virgil looked at Janus who had his hands up showing he didn't have his gloves and then at Patton who had them in his hands
V- whatever, I still don't think you two agree with Patton
R- I do
L- I do aswell
J- and they're not lying
V- They actually aren't?
J- I can't lie. Of course there not.
P- see Virge? I told you they'd agree
V- I just didn't think they would
R- why wouldn't we?
V- I don't know, I just didn't think you would.
J- can I leave now? I told Them I'd hang out with him.
P- yea you can go, Virge can we ask you something?
Janus left
V- what do you guys need to ask?
P- well, you had said that you thought we were handsome, so would you consider a relationship with all of us?
V- wait really? Like a poly relationship?
P- yea
V- if you guys are comfortable with that I'd love to
P- we talked about it and we're all ok with it, right?
R- yep
L- Yes
V- then yea I'd love that
P- that's great
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I hope that was good- also I'm gonna be posting a chapter with my sides right after this so if you don't care about that or anything you can skip the next chapter but anyway have a good day Guys, Gals, and fellow non-binary pals! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💖