~UNMUTE, UNMUTE, UNMUTE!"~ (Remake)

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Sooooooo I've realized it's easier to rewrite when I don't have motivation so until I get motivation, HAVE ANOTHER REWRITE lol, the original was so cringy to me so we're redoing it lmao

Warnings!: Swearing, uh- I think that's it, tell me if there's anything else!

Also just know this is a human AU

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"UNMUTE! UNMUTE! UNMUTE!" Roman Patton and Thomas chanted together

You see, Thomas, Patton, Logan, Roman, and Virgil are all very close friends. But they've never met in person, they live near each other but just haven't made time to see each other, but they call daily. Sometimes someone can't make it into the call but they still call together. This is one of the times they're calling all together, everyone was able to make it.

"Guys, shut the hell up, this is probably very stressful for him" Logan cuts them off, everyone goes deadly silent as Virgil finally unmutes his microphone
"Virgil, it's okay if you don't want to talk, we understand why" Logan says
"N-No it's okay.." Virgil softly says, Roman coughs and goes to mute but misses the button, he goes to his bed and grabs a pillow
"Kiddo-?" Patton says as Roman does that
"HOLY SHIT IM IN LOVE" Roman screams into his pillow, he sits back at his desk and goes to unmute but..
"Oh fuck" he says, realizing he didn't mute
"You didn't mute Roman-" Thomas says
"I fucking see that Thomas-" Roman says
"What-" Virgil finally says
"Nope nope nope nuh uh not doing this" Roman says as he leaves the call, Thomas and Patton start laughing, Logan starts laughing once he realizes what happened, Virgil is just really confused

"Did he-?" Virgil starts
"Just scream that he's in love with you into a pillow? Yes yes he did" Thomas says while laughing his ass off, Virgil just texts in the group chat that the have together

Virgil
Roman get the fuck back in the call-

Roman
No-

Thomas
Come on romannnnn

Roman
No

No

No

Oh and did I mention

NO

Logan
Come on, your the one who wanted him to unmute

Roman
I DIDN'T WANT HIM TO SOUND HOT

I DIDN'T CHOOSE THAT PART

Virgil
You think I sound hot?

Thomas
You should see how red Virgil is Roman 😂

Accurate emoji of what Virgil looks like rn

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Virgil
I hate you Thomas

Thomas
Oh well, you have to deal with me, but the real question is

Do you like Roman?

Roman
You don't have to answer that

Virgil
Yes

Roman
What-

Virgil
You know what I said

Roman
You like me?

Virgil
Reread my damn messages

Roman
No matter how much I reread that I'm gonna be fucking confused

Virgil
I like you

No I love you

Patton
You two live closest

Virgil
Yea we do

Roman
We do?

Virgil
Mhm

Roman
Oh, ok hold on then give me like twenty minutes

Roman stops replying, the others just talk for that time, eventually Virgil gets a knock on his door, he says he'll be back and mutes, then he goes and opens the door
"Hi" Roman says as Virgil opens the door
"What the fuck-" Virgil says
"What? Can I not come to my boyfriends house?~" ro teases, Virgil blushes again and Roman laughs
"Shut the fuck up and get in here" Virgil says as he heads back to his room, Roman laughs and follows, after closing the door, Virgil sits back at his desk as Roman comes in

"This dumbass walked to my fucking house" Virgil says as he unmutes, everyone laughs
"Roman what the fuck" Thomas says
"I was bored" Roman says
"Yea so you come to my house and don't even warn me- my house is a mess-" Virgil says
"Your house is fine" Roman says
"No it's not but sure" Virgil says "I don't have a chair for you to sit in so have fun standing
"Yea no, I'm not standing for god knows how long this call goes on for" Roman says "stand up"
"Your not taking my chair" Virgil says, but Roman just picks Virgil up and sits in his chair and makes him sit on his lap, Virgil blushes more and buries his head in Romans chest, mumbling "I hate you" as Roman laughs
"You love me" Roman says
"Oh my god you two are adorable" Thomas says, definitely not taking a screenshot of the call to have a picture of Roman and Virgil, Virgil groans and cuddles up to Roman more to hide his face, Roman plays with Virgil's hair and everyone keeps talking, they talk for a few hours, eventually making plans to finally all meet in person the next day

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Omg that was so bad but yeaaaaaaa I hope it was better then the last one- uh I don't have any commentary except I finished this in like 2 hours I think, but it's 6:25 am so I'm gonna try and sleep- or make food I dunno- but yea- have a great day/night guys, gals and non-binary pals! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤎💖💙🤍

Also tell me if I should make a part 2 with them actually meeting- cus that's what I was leading to at the end- lmao

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