The Never Waking Human

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Illoha's POV:

I stare at the never waking human in front of me.
"Illoha, it's not that big of a deal!" Foxy sighs.
"She ate all of the food in the kitchens! All my dragonfruit, all of the beans, all of the popcorn, all of the fruit, everything!" I snap.
"I understand, but we can't just chuck her out." Foxy groans.
"Then move her! You're strong enough!" I roll my eyes.
Foxy bends down and tries to pick Quinny up. She takes the bowl in her hand at smacks Foxy in the face.
"Grr." Quinny growls.
"Ow!" Foxy yelps, standing back, "She hit my eye!"
Sure enough, I look at Foxy and Quinny had broken the glass on his eye.
Jake walks in a moment later, "What's happening?" He asks.
He sees Foxy's eye.
"Oh god, what happened?" He stifles a laugh.
"Your stupid crew member." Foxy growls, pointing at Quinny.
"See! Even Foxy is tired of her." I laugh, "And he has all the patience in the galaxy!"
"Nobody can move her, so there's nothing I can do!" Jake groans.
"Foood." Quinny groans.
"Nobody cares!" I snap, "You ate all of our food!"
Bonnie walks in from the barracks.
"Don't even attempt to wake her. I've tried." He chuckles.
"Well, she ate almost all of our food and we need to lay low for awhile after that!" I scoff, "I have no problem with shoving her into an air locker and shooting her out and into space!"
"Well-" Bonnie begins.
"And she ate all of my dragonfruit!" I interrupt him.
"Just eat other foods?" He suggests.
"I could, but I like my dragonfruit. It's my snack fruit." I cross my arms.
"You're willing to throw them out of the airlock because they ate your food?" Foxy laughs.
"Yes." I stare at the pink demon in front of me, "I will get a rod and push her down the hallway."
"I tried to pick her up and she broke my eye." Foxy scoffs, "You won't be able to do anything to her, Illoha."
"Just go around her." Bonnie suggests.
"Oh yeah let me just step up on this ledge and duck as I go around the sleeping demon." I walk around Quinny, "Oh, but if I stand on her she'll bite me or break my ankle."
Jake looks like he's pondering something.
He sighs, "You remember one of our crew mates, Glitchy, right? Half of their face was burned off?"
"Uh, yeah?" Bonnie nods.
Uh, no?
"They're gone." Jake laughs nervously.
"I'm sorry, what? Gone?" He asks, confused.
What do you mean gone?!
"When I came back up from the planet, they pushed me out of the way and typed in random coordinates. Before I could stop them, they went through the teleporter." Jake explains.
"Well, where did they go?" Foxy asks.
"Nowhere. They went to the vast void of space." Jake sighs.
"So, who wants to tell Fizzy?" Bonnie laughs nervously.
"Not it." Foxy coughs, "No new reason for her to kill me again, please."
"Not it." Jake laughs, "Too slow Bonnie."
"I'm definitely not doing that." I chuckle, "No death wish here."
"That... leaves me." Bonnie groans, "I guess I'll go do that."
"Alright. I'll start planning your funeral." Foxy jokes, "What flowers would you like?"
"Oh ha ha." Bonnie walks off, rolling his eyes.
"Alright, Foxy and Jake." I address the two behind me.
"Yes?" They ask in unison.
"Move her, or she gets the same fate as Glitchy." I sigh.
With that, I walk off.
I need to check on Dex.

(600 Words)

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