I didn't choose the fandom life, the fandom life crawled up from the depths of Hell and grabbed me around the neck in a vicious choke hold, then eagerly dragged me screaming and begging down into the flames with it.
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I JUST GOT OUT OF THE SHOWER AND FOUND A GIANT SPIDER CRAWLING MALICIOUSLY UP MY TOWEL. IF THIS ISN'T A SIGN THAT I'M A CHILD OF ATHENA, I'M GOING TO FLIP OUT.
VOUS LISEZ
Percy Jackson & Heroes of Olympus Funny Moments
FanfictionI wrote this when I was a cringey kid but it got famous so I'm keeping it for the clout 👌 All the other stuff I wrote is now unpublished because I'm a coward. . A collection of assorted headcanons, one shots, and a whole bunch of crazy randomness!
