Me: *gestures to room* Look! Here's a room full of people that love Octavian!
Octavian: It's inhabited this time!
Me: Yeah, now get in. *shoves Octavian in, slams door, locks it*
Octavian: Well. Oh, hello fangirl.
Fangirl: *slowly turns around*
Octavian: Wait, you're not a fangirl...
Not a Fangirl: *smiles at Octavian creepily*
Octavian: *runs to door, tries to open, bangs scrawny fist against it* LEMME OUT!!!
Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Not a Fangirl: *steps closer and raises talons, I mean hands*!
Octavian: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Not a Fangirl: MWAHAHAHAHA *strangles Octavian*
Octavian: *dies*
~~~
IMPORTANT INFO
So I'm doing another book called "The Next Generation of Heroes", which focuses on the seven of the prophecy's children and a new mysterious threat. I wasn't going to post it today, but since I'm nice I will. Please please give it a read!
Thanks, adios!
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Percy Jackson & Heroes of Olympus Funny Moments
FanfictionI wrote this when I was a cringey kid but it got famous so I'm keeping it for the clout 👌 All the other stuff I wrote is now unpublished because I'm a coward. . A collection of assorted headcanons, one shots, and a whole bunch of crazy randomness!