GUYS.
IT'S AUGUST 18 AS I'M WRITING THIS. DEPENDING ON WHAT COUNTRY YOU'RE READING THIS FROM, IT MAY NOT BE AUGUST 18 FOR YOU, BUT IT IS FOR ME.
SO CAN ANYONE GUESS WHAT DAY AUGUST 18 IS?
............
IT'S PERCY'S BIRTHDAY, DUH!
THAT MEANS ONLY 50 MORE DAYS TILL BLOOD OF OLYMPUS.
*jumps off cliff screaming with joy*
In honor of Perseus Jackson and the special moment every fangirl that reads this book is now having, I'm going to do a Percy update.
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Percy, Spongebob Squarepants, The Little Mermaid, Poseidon and a hundred other assorted sea creatures were secretly planning to rebel against the earthlings.
Their underwater base was Atlantis (You just realized that the human myth for Atlantis is really the ichthyocentuar's underwater camp in MoA).
One day, they would rule the world. They just had to bake enough blue cupcakes first.
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Percy Jackson & Heroes of Olympus Funny Moments
FanfictionI wrote this when I was a cringey kid but it got famous so I'm keeping it for the clout 👌 All the other stuff I wrote is now unpublished because I'm a coward. . A collection of assorted headcanons, one shots, and a whole bunch of crazy randomness!
