Random Monster: Perseus Jackson, I will kill you and feast on your flesh!
Percy: Yeah right, over my dead body!
Annabeth: *facepalm* you do realize what you just said, don't you?
Percy: ...
Percy: Oh! I totally did not mean that!
Percy: Wow awkward
Percy: I'm gonna leave now. Bye.
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Percy Jackson & Heroes of Olympus Funny Moments
FanfictionI wrote this when I was a cringey kid but it got famous so I'm keeping it for the clout 👌 All the other stuff I wrote is now unpublished because I'm a coward. . A collection of assorted headcanons, one shots, and a whole bunch of crazy randomness!