Hades: Most of my children don't get happy endings, or a normal life.
Hades: I want Nico to be an exception.
Hades: I want him to have a somewhat normal life.
Hades: ...
Hades: ...
Hades: ...
Hades: Imma get him an undead skeleton chauffeur.
Hades: ...
Hades: With a French accent.
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Imagine Nico, Reyna, Will, Jason, Percy, Hazel and the rest of the people associated with Nico getting in his limousine and cranking the speakers up to full blast, death-metal-screaming along to the song, cruising through Manhattan at 100 miles per hour and scaring the crud out of the drive-thru woman at McDonald's.
I think I might write this.
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Percy Jackson & Heroes of Olympus Funny Moments
FanfictionI wrote this when I was a cringey kid but it got famous so I'm keeping it for the clout 👌 All the other stuff I wrote is now unpublished because I'm a coward. . A collection of assorted headcanons, one shots, and a whole bunch of crazy randomness!
