Piper will have to sleep with someone who will electrocute her in her sleep.
Calypso will have to sleep with someone who will set her on fire.
Annabeth will have to sleep with someone who will drown her in drool.
Hazel will have to sleep with a dog.
Rick probably didn't consider this.
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Percy Jackson & Heroes of Olympus Funny Moments
FanfictionI wrote this when I was a cringey kid but it got famous so I'm keeping it for the clout 👌 All the other stuff I wrote is now unpublished because I'm a coward. . A collection of assorted headcanons, one shots, and a whole bunch of crazy randomness!