Person: So you're addicted to Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus?
Me: Yup! Those books are Frankly Amazhang!
Person: Wow, what a nerd.
Me: ):< Don't Reyna my parade! I take pride in my nerdiness!
Person: Um, sorry?
Me: Thank you for Apollogizing
Person: -_- Ugh, book geeks.
Me: CURSE YOU!!! HOW DARE IN THE NAME OF ZEUS DO YOU INSULT MY BOOKS?!?!
Person: Whoa, sorry! Gosh...
Me: Do you swear on the River Styx that you're really sorry?
Person: What the heck?.... Uh, sure. Whatever that means.
Me: Ugh, mortals these days.
Person: Wut?
Me: Oh, it's a dam Percy Jackson thing. You wouldn't understand.
Person: ....
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Percy Jackson & Heroes of Olympus Funny Moments
FanfictionI wrote this when I was a cringey kid but it got famous so I'm keeping it for the clout 👌 All the other stuff I wrote is now unpublished because I'm a coward. . A collection of assorted headcanons, one shots, and a whole bunch of crazy randomness!
