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Ova 4: Meme Time 2

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Italics: Thoughts

Bold: A/N, Quotes

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Without further ado let them begin

Azazel: Hey Kiddo, what do you wanna eat?

HATE: The souls of the innocent

Issei: A cheesecake

HATE: NO!!

Issei: Two cheesecakes

HATE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

*Scene Break*

Raynare: Alright Asia, let's practice, Seduce Me!!

Asia: W-what I will not-

Raynare: SEDUCE ME!!!

Asia: Okay, okay.......well hey there g-good looking I go-t some cheese-cake here and-

Raynare throws it away.

Raynare: Hmph, I am not like one of your church followers, I am a fallen, I like my men tough and mysterious. You wanna be my lover. SEDUCE ME!!!!!!

*Scene Break*

Issei: The next thing you will say, Join my peerage Issei?!?!

Rias: Join my peerage Issei *gasp*

After a while

Rias: IS, IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE!!!!!!!!!

*Scene Break*

Sona: I fear no man, but that thing

Sona points to a Freddy Fazbear Animatronic

Freddy: Hello

Sona: It scares me

*Scene Break*

Issei: *Screaming at Rias for trying to take his virginity*

Gorou: HEY QUIET DOWN IN THERE!

*Scene Break*

Issei: Alright, alright, I wanna tell you guys a story, now this is the best meal I have ever had in my life alright. This happened a few weeks ago, in Kuoh, alright, in a restaurant called Devil & Angel Diner in the town, it is a wonderful restaurant that mainly caters to teenagers and homeless schizophrenics.

Issei pauses for a while then continues

Issei: Now I go in with my old friend Kiba, we walk in to this restaurant and they had a jukebox alright and the Jukebox was 3 plays for 120 Yen alright, so we put in 840 Yen and selected 21 plays of Tom Jones's, What's new Pussycats.......and then we ordered and waited 

Issei sits down and continues

Issei: Here is the thing, about when What's new Pussycats plays over and over and over and over and over again, the second time it plays, your immediate thought is not, "Hey someone is playing what's new pussycat again", no it is, "Hey What's new pussycat is a lot longer than I first thought and it has like a dip in the middle". You know like some songs have a dip in the middle like Guns & Roses and November Rain, "Hey November Rain is over", "No it's not, there is more"

Issei pauses for a while, then continues

Issei: The third time it plays, you're thinking maybe, "Someone is playing what's new Pussycat gain", the fourth time it plays, you're thinking, "Woah, someone just played what's new pussycat four times in a row, or twice which is a really long song". So the fifth time is the kicker