chapter sixteen - this is not a good idea. actually, it's a terrible one.

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"Soos can you PLEASE roll up the windows?!" I exclaimed, with a face full of hair desperately trying to brush it to behind my ears, to no avail. 

"NO DON'T ITS HOT IN THE CA-! MrpH!" dipper shouted over me, getting cut off by Mabel (her hair flying around rapidly too) covering dipper's mouth in an attempt to get the window rolled up again.

"Sure dudes." Soos said casually and rolled up the windows before blasting his music. Wendy started getting pissed about a song while I contemplated my life choices.

okay, I'm a fucking idiot. what if I get caught by Ivan or some other member and get my memory erased?  I'll become useless! bill and the pine family know about the 'seeing the future' shit and sure, if I lose memory of 'summer' it won't be as bad as loosing 'gravity falls' but still! I might as well be dead! 

we then arrived at museum I managed to trip out of the car by missing the helpful step thingy by a few inches. we went out back and broke into the museum, I lifted dipper and Mabel up to the window then crawled in myself.

"Hello?" Soos called out the halls. "Anyone here~?"

"Alright keep your eyes peeled for anything suspicious." dipper said, looking around. 

"yoooo, ever noticed all the triangles in history? like you got the great pyramids, the Bermuda triangle, the holy trinity in Christianity, the all-seeing eye on the dollar bill, the summer and winter triangle in astrology..." I said trailing off "it's a shame we aren't looking for the society of the triangle, I would have found it like that" I snapped my fingers for emphasis on my prior statement. 

Mabel sighed and walked away.

"Mabel are you okay? you just walked by a cat without petting it." Wendy pointed out, looking at a giant cat-lion-thingy.

"Oh Wendy, everything I look at reminds me of my failed romances." jeeze, tough luck kiddo. "That formaldehyde heart, that romantic diorama, even this poster of my most recent ex-crush!" she reached out and ripped it off the push pins, revealing a serval times poster. "Awe come on!" Mabel said and walked up to join the group. 

"So, your last memory was here anything coming back?" dipper said looking to fiddle ford. 

"Guys look!" Soos said and pointed at a hallway, a dude in a black robe sprinted off everybody came running after it, we took a turn and ended up running into the eyeball room.

"Meh, I'm just going to skip this conversation." I said, pressing the button that will open the door while everybody was looking for the way in. if only you could do that in the real world. I tread down the stairs with a little skip to my 'I'm going to die hooray!' step. we approached the doorway and the chanting coming from it, welp! who wants to screw with the timeline? I do!

I rammed through the curtain and put my hands up in a 'glad to see you too Fred, it's been a long time' manner. everybody turned to look at me. 

"Am I late to the party?" I ask approaching the group of roped men and saw lazy Susan being dragged away. "I guess so." 

"Why do you intrude on our meeting?" blind Ivan said from under his robe. 

"Boredom mainly, so how's life been Blind Ivan, Bud Gleeful, Toby Determined, Tats, Sprott, woodpecker guy and two other people I don't know the names of?" I stroke my chin. "Speaking of which, how's Gideon? Yanno being in jail and all. he is doing any spooky spells?" I say looking at bud. nobody replied, Ivan just lifted the memory gun to my head. "So much for a proper greeting! don't worry I'm no threat your secrets are safe with me, but my friends? not so much." I shrugged and grabbed lazy Susan's memory from Ivan and threw it into the tube to the hall of the forgotten.  huh, I've always wanted to do that. I walked off without a word to one of the pillars on the side and examined it.

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