despite being trapped in this small pocket world with the henchmaniacs I could hear and see everything that was happening from the outside world it was quite entertaining to see everything from a 3d point of view.
also, I had a snake.
bill somehow brought Loki in here with me.
don't question it.
bill's laughter rung out throughout the town, "Oh, it's happening! its finally finally happening!" he shouted in triumph rose into the air and gaining a form in the third dimension. "Physical form? don't mind if I do!"
"Alright listen up you one lifespan, three-dimensional, five sense, skin puppets." he stated floating in the air before hovering above the ground slightly. "For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own." bill gestured to the town. "Names bill, but you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity!" he finished before melting the statue he was leaning on.
"Now meet the gang of international criminals and nightmares that I call my friends!" bill gestured to our pocket world and a portal opened up and everybody stepped out as they were called. "8-ball! Kryptos! the being whose name must never be said! ooho what the heck, its Xanthar! then of course there's also teeth, keyhole, hectorgon and amorphous shape, Pyronica, paci-fire, and these guys." bill gestured to the eyebats before looking back at the portal and snapping his fingers to which I noticed what used to be an outfit designed to be a fake noble woman turned into something a god would wear.
My snake cape turned into one of the galaxies with patterns of the stars on it, my sleeves became long and flowy, my once bare hands gained a pair of gloves with a single emerald on each of them, what used to be a bland black corset was covered in glowing green and black bricks, and lastly a snake scale pattern ran across my dress.
"But last and surely not least, the one who made it all possible: Lynda L/n" at these words I stepped out the portal slowly looking like a complete badass and walked towards bill.
"Surely you haven't started the party without me? I'm a tad disappointed cipher." I sighed feigning disappointment at bill before turning towards the crowd. "Well as bill stated he's your new master, well consider me your mistress." I paused for dramatic effect. "Good luck!" I finished my small speech with a malicious smile, Loki gave a hiss for effects.
"This is our town now boys!" bill exclaimed.
"Now see here y-you unholy triangle fella! as mayor I strongly urge you to get- get on outta here!" Tyler exclaimed.
"Yea!" Susan exclaimed "we think things with one eye are weird!"
oh, the irony
"We don't like out of towners!" Grenda threatened.
"We punch what we don't understand!" manly dan stated as he ripped the mailbox in half.
"I would just like to say as a rich capitalist I welcome your tyrannical rule, perhaps I can be one of your uh, horsemen of the apocalypse?" Preston negotiates.
not a very smart move my guy...
"Dad!"
"Not now sweety, the grown-ups are talking." Preston shushes her.
"Oh wow! that's a great offer, how about instead I shuffle all the functions of every hole in your face?" bill states and snaps his fingers and preston's ugly face becomes even more ugly.
"Ouch, that's got to hurt." I bluntly state Loki nudges his head against my hand in response.
bill laughs manically once again, and everybody runs away in fear. bill proceeds to zap people which causes even more chaos.
"Did you really have to turn one of the members of the best gay couples to exist into a statue?" I ask turning towards the triangle.
bill merely shrugs before returning to his monologue.
"it's time we do a little redecorating, I could really use a CASTLE of some kind!" bill exclaims lifting a pyramid out of the ground from seemingly nowhere. "And how about some bubbles of pure madness!"
now for the best part that I'm totally not quoting inside my mind:
"This party never stops; time is dead and meaning as no meaning. existence is upside-down and I reign supreme. welcome one and all, to weirdmageddon!" bill finishes, by the time his speech is done the town is completely empty. "Ready to cause some havoc boys?!" bill questions everybody but me gives a cheer.
"Can I suggest that you carefully watch your top hat?" I ask bill gesturing to my mind to symbolize somethings happening.
yes, I know it's not that important, but it's fun to be a part of the plot, also I want to establish my importance towards the henchmaniacs.
I look over at the clock tower to see ford readying his shot right as a wave of madness hits and turns the bell... goofy? and it scares him as he pulls the trigger causing there to be a giant hole in bill's hat that looks utterly disgusting as it fixes itself.
I make a face in reaction to the revolting scene while bill turns around to face ford.
"Well, well, well." bill says his face flipping over to the other side without turning at all. "And here I thought today couldn't get any B E T T E R" he states, shooting a beam towards the clock tower completely blowing the top half of it off.
"Woo! property damage!" I cheer half-jokingly, while throwing my right fist into the air, before realizing Loki was hanging from it and trying to stop him from falling off. bill chuckled (seemingly in response to me) then started to float towards the tower.
"Good ol' six fingers I've been waiting an E T E R N I T Y to have a chat face to face," he stated before making bill float and presenting him to us. "Everyone, this Armageddon wouldn't be possible without help from our friend here, give him a six fingered hand!" bill states asking for claps and cheer, every one of us follows along and gives him a round of applause. "This brainiac was the one who built the portal in the first place!" he paused and turned fords head around. "awe, don't look so sour fordsy, it's not too late to join us! with that extra finger you would fit right in with my freaks!"
"I'll die before I join you! I know your weakness bill!"
"I would shut that mouth of your old man, my sister isn't the only one who knows a thing or two about this world, I know exactly how you defeat him, and I know exactly how to prevent that." I state looking at ford dead in the eyes with a low threating tone. "Besides that! I have a riddle for you! why did the old man do this?" I ask stealing the riddle bill was going to say straight from his mouth.
"This?" ford asks, bill proceeds to shoot him with a Lazer.
"Because a triangle demon needed a backscratcher!" I finish the punchline and bill scratches his back with the ford-scratcher 5000.
yes, I just named ford in statue from, no you cannot stop me I find this hilarious.
"THATS ENOUGH!" dipper yells grabbing the groups attention while I blankly stare at him with deadpan eyes "Hand over my uncle or else!" he holds up the journal threateningly, probably not a good idea.
welp. onto the next person, I guess.
this is a very boring transition.
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all walls are meant to fall (bill cipher & reader story)
Fanfictionbirds of a feather flock together, as they always say. well, in this case, Y/n is a snake. she is cold, witty, and manipulative, and only does things for her own benefit. she is a master of loopholes, and despite lacking friends or allies, she gets...
