Crazy facts by Ruby Rose.

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JHcola: "Now everyone, please don't get annoyed by Ruby."
Everyone is confused.
Ruby: "What do you mean by that?"
Weiss: "She's more annoying than she is?"
Ruby: "Hay!!!"
JHcola: "Crazy facts, that's all. and here we go"

Audio only with subtitles.

Neo: "I can work with that" hand sign.

"Sis, ever realize that People cut down treehouses to make more treehouses?" said Ruby.

Velvet: "Wait... what???
Sun: "Oh man, that's a twist."

"If two mind readers are reading each other's minds, whose mind are they reading?" said Ruby.
"Ruby... it's 5 o'clock in the freaking morning! can you just give me some time to get my coffee in." said Yang.

Blake: "I'll know how that feels
Oscar: "Whose mind are they reading?, cheese I don't know."

"Sis... your fingers have fingertips... but your toes don't have toe tips... yet you can tiptoe, but not tip finger," said Ruby.
Yang slumped the coffee in frustration

Yang: "I beginning to see why this is annoying"
Taiyang: "Man, the fact is so crazy."
Sammer: "Oh My cute daughter were this smart"
Ruby: Grin "Thanks my, I should remember that"
Nora: "Oh no..."
Pyrrha: "What else is there?"

"If the tomb is pronounced toom, and the womb is pronounced woom... why isn't bomb pronounced boom?" said Ruby.
"Mom... we gotta talk," said Yang.

Raven: "I was wondering about that subject"
Jaune: "Why is it that no one talks about"
Ozpin: "It never crosses our mind'
Glynda: "Interested fact"

"How can you replicate the feeling of falling from high altitudes in a nightmare... if you've never fallen like that before?" said ruby
"wait. That actually makes sense... AHHHHH *falls* what just happened?" said Yang.

Nora: "Ahhh, we all did that since the Beacon exam."
Yang: "Yeah, we aren't actually afraid of falling."
Jaune: "I do, it was horrible."

"Weiss. why is the delivery on a ship called cargo, but in a car, it's called a shipment." Ruby said.
"Ruby. can I not just get one second to eat a fricking sandwich!" said Weiss.

Weiss: "I can't believe I'm saying this, but you have a point there."
Jacques: "That is considered a good fact."
Whitley: "My head hurt by listening to her talk, just knocked me out."
Adam: "I'll do it for you."
JHcola: "Ah hum"
Adam: "Never mind"

"If one teacher can't teach all subjects, why is one child expected to study all subjects?" said Ruby.
*Weiss tries to mute Ruby* *gives up*

Nora: "Giggling, oh she does not like that"
Weiss: "And I would not hesitate to mute her"
Ruby: "That hurt my feeling"

"Are Orange named Orange because oranges are oranges, or is orange named orange because oranges are oranges?"
"Did you seriously just say orange 8 times in one sentence, and it actually makes sense..." said Blake, mind-blowing.

Oscar: "Finally, Ruby said it. I mean why call it Orange?"
Penny: "Because is Orange?"
Ren: "Because is easy to say it"
Sage: "Or delicacies

"Sis, what happens to that car if you press the brake and the accelerator at the same time, does it take a screenshot?" said Ruby.
Yang tries to block her from the Scroll.

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