Rwby React Multiverse by JHcola [Hiatus] for now.

Who's the Tank? Velvet and Coco.

The show is starting.
[Who's the Tank?]
In the middle of the forest place, Coco, the adventurous girl walk up to her best friend, Velvet.
"Hay Bun-Bun."
"What is it?" Velvet ask.
Lots of mobs out there. did you get a group together?" coco asks.
"yeah," Velvet said.

Velvet: "Oh look it's us!" gasp in excitement.
Coco: "We must be fantasy world or something"
Fox: "About time it's the turn"
Jaune: "Yeah, but what's this got to do with tank stuff"
JHcola: "It's coming"

"But there are some weird pretty names, let's see."
Then Velvet named the group.
"WHO'S THE TANK, WHAT'S THE MAGE, I DON'T KNOW THE PRIEST-"
"Come again?" Coco said.

Sun: "What a strange name for a group"
Ozpin: "Who's the tank, what's the mage, I don't the priest. I feel like I heard those lines before?"
Salem: "It's probably nothing"
Nora: "Maybe it's a baseball thing"
Tanya/JHcola: "Oh.... I see..." thought to themself. 'How the hell did she know that, lucky guess'

[Author notes.] It was a originally 1930s joke show. About baseball.

"Who's the Tank What's the mage, I don't know the priest." Velvet repeat.
"You got these guys together but you don't even know their names," Coco stated.
"I do know their names." velvet said.
"Then Who's the tank"
"Yeah" velvet said.

beacon student laughing well. giggle.
Velvet: "Why did I name them like that?"
Coco: "Is she fooling around with her or something?"
Blake: "I Think I know where this is going"

"No, I mean the guy's name!" Coco said.
"Who." Velvet answer to Coco.
"The Tank!" Coco said
"Who," Velvet said.
"The Guy taking all the damage for us" Coco said
"Who," Velvet said.
"The Guy who uses a sword!" Coco said
"WHO!" velvet said. 
"THE TANK!" Coco said
"WHO IS THE TANK!!!" velvet said.

Yang: "Hahahaha, I think I get it now, but I don't want to spoil it"
Mercury: "I pretty much catch on quickly."
Ozpin: "I know it too as well"
Coco: "Okay, seriously, Who's the tank"
Ruby: "Yes, that's what she said"

"That's what I'm asking you!" Coco said
"That's his name." velvet said.
"That's whose name," Coco said
"Yes," Velvet said with a happy smile.

Nora: "Did she get it now?"
Pyrrha: "I'm confused already, but it's kinda funny somehow"
Taiyang: "This is soo comical!"
Jacqous: "But who's the mage?"
Tanya: "No, Who's the tank"
Cinder: "That joke it's getting annoying"

"Well go ahead and tell me!" Coco said again.
"That's it!" Velvet said.
"That's who?" Coco said 
"Exactly!" velvet said. 
Coco struggles to breathe and keep herself cool. "Anna Whoo"

Weiss: "She's beginning to lose composer, soon"
Coco: "No she won't, even if she does, I won't lash out at Bun-bun."
Yatsuhashe: "That's nice to hear."
Fox: "But how long?"
Sage: "If Velvet keeps on going, who knows"
Velvet: "Who's the tank"
Coco: "Don't... you... dare!"