Mike was seating on the couch inside the cave, doing his mainy check in on safehave through the ipad of his security system. As he was doing this, he saw verosika on the phone looking a bit annoyed and sighed heavily.
Mike: You ok vero?
Verosika: Well the boys are out for the day, including tex, we got another show planned for today and the girls need a bodyguard.
Mike: You mean you have no one to fill in for him?
Verosika: Nope and finding a new one is gonna be a bitch... say what would you say to doing a bodyguard job? That iron man suit would work great as one.
Mike: Uh please tell me it's not going to be an o-orgy.
Verosika: no It's just a show... but it can be if you want it to~
Mike: uh i- um i-
Verosika: Mike I'm kidding ... a little. So what do you say?
Mike: ok sure ... b-but if there is an o-orgy can it just be me and you doing it.
Verosika: I wouldn't have it any other way.
-Timeskip-
Mike and verosikas crew are on earth in a van, Mike was in the back of the van, verosika driving in the front, and her crew was with mike, heading to there destination. Mike was feeling nervous to say the least being in a van full of succubuses, which they all noticed on his face.
Coco: Nervous mike?
Mike: Wh-what? No I'm as cool as ice.
Apple: Then why are you sweating?
Mike: Uh it's ... a hot day today.
Verosika: Don't tease him too much girls, he might explode ... in a good way.
Milky: Oh we can tell and it's a treat to see!
Kiki: It's always fun to see a virgin get flustered.
Mike: Hey I may act like one but I'm not a virgin anymore.
Apple: Wait ... you're not a virgin?
Mike: n-no v-vero ... took it.
Verosika: Yeah ... you girls couldn't tell?
Kiki: Well he still's smell like-
Coco: *covers her mouth* Uhh ... can you blame us? He's so easy to tease and stuff.
Verosika: *squints her eyes at her crew* ... right.
Apple: Well this changes everything! The cute boy becomes a bigger cute boy!
Mike: (blushes and covers face) where's a city threat when you need one.
Verosika: Well get ready because it's gonna be a loooooong way to the show.
Milky: Aw yeah, this will be good.
Apple: Now mike, be honest, how many times did you call Vero mommy?
Milky: and how much did you love it?
Mike: (blushes) please stop, thankfully this show isn't an orgy.
Coco: And why is that?
Mike: well because the way it happened there's no emotion when you do it.
Kiki: Why would that matter? It's more or less a job for us so why bring that into it?
Mike: Well sure, it's a job but did you ever think of how your being treated?
Milky: Eh, not really. We know they're just in it for the fuck and hey we're in the market.
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