The Enemy of my Enemy is my Friend, is the Title I Should Have Used Last Time

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Master Kohga

"All right." Princess Zelda said firmly. Her voice was quiet, but her voice still carried down to us not on the fort. I guess Public Speaking 101 is a requirement if you're a fancy schemacie royal or a s(t)uck-up noble. "Our fight isn't over–we must hurry."

I had told her, the Sheikah, and the pretty boy in the scarf Ganon's plans.

As well as Ganon's army's general: a creature known only as 'The Shadow'. When I told them this, the pretty boy in the scarf stiffened and swore under his breath, even though we were well past that point now.

Now we're at the 'Curling up and Crying' point and I'm wondering if anyone's willing to join me.

Then, Zelda went to explain my and my people' predicament. Thankfully, they reluctantly agreed to let us on.

But not even I couldn't ignore nor blame the suspicious looks and the wide berth everyone gave us.

Especially because it was me who, in my younger days, poisoned their beloved queen.

Of course, the Princess doesn't know this, or else she would never have let us join in their cause. She probably (*Cough, cough* Definitely *Cough, cough*) would've sent me straight to hell herself, and I wouldn't've blamed her.

But once they saw the horrible condition my people were in, I like to believe that their hearts softened to our stories, though I could be wrong.

Wild and Flora, the weird couple from our future, seemed to hate us the most.

Which made me all the more curious about what happened.

"I'm sorry, Your Highness..." The Sheikah stepped forward. "but it's too far. Even if we left right away–"

But she was cut off by her sister, a hyperactive soul I think I can learn to like. "Blah, blah, blaaah." She said, marching up cockily. I definitely like her.

If only she wasn't a Sheikah. We could've been the best of friends. (And, NO. Sheikah and Yiga AREN'T the same thing. We're completely different!)

"I just so happen to have good news to share." She announced. "Go ahead...and behold!" She raised her hand to point at the tower in the distance.

"The tower!" She explained, even though I still didn't really understand. "See that terminal over there? I used it to fiddle with the control unit. The one that's in the castle.

"And, of course, I was successful!" She turned around with a childish grin on her face. "I managed to reactivate all of the towers! Impressive, right?"

The knights and heroes started cheering, so I keyed my people in on it and we gave a rousing roar, trying to prove to them that we were on their side, even if they'll never trust us.

"Check it!" Purah(?) said for some reason once the cheering died down. "Let's all hurry to the Sheikah tower!"

"Huh?" Impa asked. "Why there?"

"I also upgraded the teleportation functionality." Purah said smugly.

"Just like that?" Impa asked skeptically. "Now that's quite a feat."

"Well, to be fair, it's not all me." Purah admitted. "Thank the ancient tech built into our friend." She said, referring to the cute little guardian who always followed Link around, for some reason. "Anyway, now we should be able to travel to any tower in Hyrule in a flash! Or anywhere, really!"

We all cheered again. Pig Face was going to get it, no one hurts my warriors and gets away with it!

"Let us go." Zelda stated.

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