Everyone is standing around the broken coffee
maker*
Max: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
El: ...I did. I broke it.
Max: No. No you didn't. Mike?
Mike: Don't look at me. Look at Will.
Will: What?! I didn't break it.
Mike: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Will: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Mike: Suspicious.
Will: No, it's not!
Lucas: If it matters, probably not, but Dustin was the last one to use it.
Dustin: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Lucas: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Dustin: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Lucas!
El: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Max.
Max: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Lucas: Max... Mike's been awfully quiet.
Mike: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Max, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Max: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Max:
Max: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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