𝑵𝒆𝒌𝒐𝒎𝒂'𝒔 𝑴𝒂𝒏𝒂𝒈𝒆𝒓 ★

07

CATS & CROWS
2:12 am

Noya: HOLY GUACAMOLE GUYS 😱😱‼️
Noya: THERES A FUCKING BAT IN MY ROOM
Noya: HELO ME AUDB
Noya: IF ITS MAVIS THEN HELLO SEXC LADY 😏😏🔥❤️❤️
Noya: BUT IF ITS NOT THEN HELL NAW‼️‼️‼️

6:45 am

Ryu: DAWG WTF U WERE UP SO EARLY 😭😭

Noya: WELL I CWNT RLLY SLEEO WHEN THERE WAS A BAT IN MY ROOM LIKE HELLO?!?

Enno: it was probs trying to kill u

Suga: most likely

Noya: WHAT 😨

Bats are harmless

Ken: how do u know that

Yaku: u use to have one as a pet or sum didn't u 😐😐

Noya: THAT REMINDS ME‼️
Noya: HOW IS TEDDY DOING 😻😻

Sho: YES I WANNA KNOW PLS ❤️❤️

he's ok
although when I took him on a walk the other day a child ran away screaming and crying saying my dog was "messed up"

Ryu: ABSHSHAHA

Suga: OH NAAAAH 💀

Kuroo: STOP IT IMA VOMIT

Yama: ME TOO H💀💀

now the whole neighbourhood wants him gone

Enno: Damn poor Teddy 💀

Yachi: Aw I feel so bad for him ☹️❤️❤️

well you're the first

Suga: LMFAOO

Lev: TEDDY NO 🥺🥺💔💔

Ken: I wish we could kick people out of neighbourhoods
Ken: then I wouldn't have to see Lev so much

that's called segregation

Asahi: OH MY-

Kags: I thought that's what they do with babies

Daichi: Kageyama 💀

Yams: IM WHEEZING
Yams: UR SO FUCKING STUPID

Sho: HAAAAHAHSGA

Enno: nah what is going on 💀💀

Kuroo: fr that's what I wanna know 😭

Yaku: Kageyama needs to study more that's what

Ryu: he rlly does 😭😭
Ryu: even I know what segregation means

Kags: well ur bald so u don't get an opinion

Sho: CRYING

Ken: BRO 💀

Ryu: WELL UR UGLY SO???

Kiyo: don't lie Tanaka

Ryu: WHAT

Kags: shame bitch

Kuroo: this one's got an attitude 😭😭

Yachi: we blame Suga for that 😭

Suga: what can I say 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
Suga: im kind of a bitch

Daichi: kind of?

Asahi: fr you're the BIGGEST bitch we know

Lev: we using big words 😨

Ken: literally shut the fuck up

Yams: the drama 💀

Tsuki: my only entertainment

Yama: y/n.
Yama: did you get that thing a fucking small animal princess bed

yes I did

Kuroo: Y/N WHY 😭

cause he deserves to be treated like a queen

Sho: YES‼️‼️🥰🥰

Noya: GO TEDDY ‼️‼️😤😤

Ryu: FR FR‼️‼️😤😤😤

Yama: STOO SUPPORTING IT

Suga: "it" HAHSGSHA

Yama: ITS THE FUCKING DEVIL BRO
Yama: no offence y/n still love u 😻😻❤️❤️

you're dead to me

Asahi: oh...

Yaku: she takes things very personally

Tsuki: we can see that

Ken: just forget about him <33
Ken: hes a dick

Yama: KENMA WHAT THE FUCK??!?)

Kuroo: LMFAOOO LOSER

Yama: ur a terrible captain

Daichi: hes not actually

Kuroo: THANK U DAICHI 🥹🥹

Ken: alr that's enough
Ken: u give me the ick so bad man

Kuroo: WHY U GOTTA DO ME LIKE THAT 😭

Enno: do u reckon she cursed u yamamoto

Yama: she would never 🥰🥰

Sho: u guys did say she was magic sooooo

Yams: HES RIGHT YALL DID SAY THAT ‼️‼️

Yachi: does she know witchcraft????
Yachi: that would be kind of cool

unfortunately I do not
but witchcraft is not used for evil purposes and it's often misrepresented in the media

Ken: ok but can it be used for evil purposes??

I'm not sure
I'd have to do more research to find out for you

Ken: better watch out Lev

Lev: oh no..

Kuroo: HAHAHAH

To be continued...
SORRY THIS IS SO SHORT <33