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CATS & CROWS & HOES?!
12:46 pm

Yams: I fucking hate being the bigger person sometimes

Kags: u aren't fat tho?

that is not what he meant

Kaori: LMFAOAOOA BYE

Yachi: aww Kags 😭😭

Ryu: NAH BRO YOUVE GOT TO BE
JOKING 😭☠️

Ken: deadass cause what ☠️

Yams: BRO HOW CAN U NOT GET WHAT I MEANT 😭😭💀

Asahi: hes trying guys

Tsuki: is he? ☠️☠️

Kuroo: HEEELP

Kags: then what did u mean

Sho: omg 😭

Kiyo: yams meant he hates always being the person doing the right thing while the other person is acting childish

Kags: oh

Suga: BAAAHAHAHA

Noya: NAAAAUR DAWG ☠️☠️😭

Kags: there's nothing wrong with being fat btw

Kaori: PLEASE

Ryu: THE CLARIFICATION 😭🤚

Bokuto: REAL THO BC I LOVE CHUBBY GIRLS 😩😩🤤‼️‼️‼️❤️❤️

Yukie: ME TOO BRO ME TOO ‼️‼️😩😩

Konoha: ONGGG‼️‼️ THEY SMEXY AS HELL GUYS 🤤🤤🤤❤️❤️❤️

Yukie: IM LITERALLY GOING TO CREAM ‼️‼️‼️😩😩

Yachi: oh...

Akaashi: yukie u gotta stop

Yukie: I AINT STOPPING TILL IM DESD‼️‼️😤😤😤💪💪💪😽

Suga: somebody taser her or smth

Kuroo: LMFAOOO

Kaori: already tried

Asahi: WHAT?!?? 😭

Daichi: my concern only grows

Yaku: literally tho

Enno: do u guys reckon I could survive a shot of bleach

Suga: homie what 💀💀

Enno: it's for science dw

Kuroo: what kinda science classes
are u having 😭

there's different types of bleach
if a lower concentration household bleach is swallowed, irritation of the mouth, throat, and gastrointestinal tract could possibly occur

Yams: go off
Yams: educate us queen

Kaori: real

which can result in nausea, vomiting, and abdominal pain

Enno: ok so I won't die??

Ryu: DAWG UR STILL WILLING TO GO THROUGH THAT⁉️⁉️😭

Konoha: LITERALLY LIKE DID U NOT FUCKING READ IT BRO?? ☠️

it can lead to permanent gastrointestinal damage and may result in death, so I wouldn't recommend drinking bleach

Enno: ok but like how much will
cause death

Suga: ENNO ☠️😭

Noya: THIS KID BRO I CANT-

Yukie: LETS ALL DRINK BLEACH ‼️‼️😻😻💪💪💪😩😩😩‼️‼️❤️❤️

Bokuto: BUT I DONT WANNA DIE⁉️⁉️😰

Enno: well I can't say the same so

Kuroo: LMFOOOA BYE

Asahi: I can't - 😭

don't drink bleach

Yama: BHAAHGAHA

Noya: YALL HEARD THE WOMAN‼️‼️😤
Noya: NO DRINKING BLEACH‼️

Enno: what if I put some in like apple juice or smth

Ken: just kys at this point

Yaku: KENMA NO
Yaku: WHAT THE FUCK

Ken: it was a joke

Sho: 😭😭

Enno: I found it funny dw

Ken: see???

Akaashi: ur mental health status
is a concern

Kags: who are u
Kags: his therapist??

Konoha: ong man why u gotta be such a buzzkill 😒😒

Akaashi: u failed fucking algebra don't
talk to me

Yachi: PLEASE 😭

Noya: LMFOAOAO

Kuroo: UR NOT ALONE KONOHA SO DID YAMAMOTO ‼️‼️😔

Yama: FUCK OFF U SNITCH

Bokuto: HAHABSHAHA
Bokuto: KUROO HAS BEEN A SNITCH SINCE DAY ONE ☝️

Kuroo: STOP NO I HAVENT

Ken: liar

Yaku: bro yes u have 😭

you are a bit of a teachers pet Kuroo

Yama: HAAAAHAHA FUCK U KUROO‼️😝

Kuroo: OH CMON IM NOT THAT
BAD 😭😭

Ken: do we gotta remind u that u snitched on Lev when he wasn't picking up any trash so u could get the voucher ☠️

Kuroo: IT WAS A GOOD VOUCHER?!?
Kuroo: IDC IT WAS WORTH IT‼️

Lev: wow kuroo 😐

Akaashi: that's low

Kuroo: GO AWAY AKAASHI 😭

Bokuto: it's okay bro😔💔
Bokuto: I'll still be ur friend even tho ur a teachers pet and a snitch which is like the WORST combination u can be

Kuroo: thanks bro. 😐

Bokuto: ofc 🥹🥹❤️☺️

Kaori: ok I'm logging off.

Ken: same I think I'm gonna be sick

Enno: did u drink bleach??

Ryu: BYE.

To be continued...

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