𝑵𝒆𝒌𝒐𝒎𝒂'𝒔 𝑴𝒂𝒏𝒂𝒈𝒆𝒓 ★

15

CATS & CROWS & HOES?!
11:38 am

Yukie: im feeling horny

Ken: im feeling suicidal

that is not good ken

Kuroo: LMFAOAOA

Yukie: oops lol wrong chat 😁💗

Yachi: what is the right chat yukie?? 😭

Lev: OUR FIELD TRIP BUS JUST BROKE DOWN 😔😔💔

Ken: I hope u get stranded

Lev: that's a little rude

Yams: I cant keep up

Yukie: a little reminder for u!! I'm horny :))

Akaashi muted Yukie for 48 hours

Ryu: A WHOLE TWO DAYS?!?! 😭😭

Bokuto: POOR YUKIE BOOKIE🥺

Akaashi: it had to be done 🤷

Lev: WHT IF WE ARE STRANDED HERE THO??

Yaku: where the hell is ur field
trip going ☠️

Yams: real tho ☠️☠️

I went on a field trip to this old park once
I forgot the purpose of the trip but a sex offender did steal our bus
that's pretty hard to forget

Suga: what skl did u go to 😭

Yaku: I'm not even gonna TRY to unpack that

Kags: what happened afterwards??

well we crashed

Kuroo: U WERE IN THE BUS???!??

Noya: HAAAHAHHS

Yama: BRO???? 😐

Noya: NAH BRO ITS FUNNY
CMON NOW

he was on heavy drugs and
then died at the wheel

Enno: thats so traumatising what the fuck😭
Enno: did u get counselling

no
our teacher said it was apart of the trip to express the dangers of drug abuse

Kuroo: nice cover up story ig? 😭

I only found out he was a sex
offender later on bc I searched it up

Kaori: I have no words

Konoha: well u do bc u just said that

Kaori: kys konoha.

Bokuto: IM SORRY THAT HAPPENED TO U Y/N 😔☹️☹️💔💔

Lev: IS THAT GONNA HAPPEN TO ME??

Ken: yes.

Yaku: KENMA.

Ryu: LMFAOOO

Lev: WERE LITERALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
Lev: WAHT IF WE GET EATEN BY WOLVES?????? 😰😰

Tsuki: fucking moron 💀

you don't need to worry Lev
there are no wolves in your area

Lev: THANK GOD OMG
Lev: BUT WHAT ABOUT CANNIBALS??!

Noya: DAWG?!?! 😭

Ken: yes there are cannibals and since ur the biggest one their gonna eat u first

Lev: KENMA STOP IT.

Yama: LEV IS GONNA PEE HIMSELF BRO ☠️☠️

Ken: that'd make it even more funny

Bokuto: UR EVIL KEN 😭

Sho: kenma 😭😭

Lev: WERE LOSING DAYLIGHT

Akaashi: its 11:56 am ☠️

Kuroo: HELP

Lev: IM HEARING THINGS GUYS STOP

it's all in your head Lev

Ken: or is it???

Ryu: BAAHAHAHA

Lev: KENMA PLEASE ENOUGH

Yaku: ok kenma that's enough fr 💀

Ken: sorry Lev

Tsuki: bro isn't sorry ☠️☠️

Lev: SOMEONE IS MISSING AHHH

Kags: cannibals got them

Sho: KAGS NO

To be continued...