𝑵𝒆𝒌𝒐𝒎𝒂'𝒔 𝑴𝒂𝒏𝒂𝒈𝒆𝒓 ★

14

CATS & CROWS & HOES?!
8:11 am

Bokuto: MY NIPPLES HURT

Yaku: good morning to u too??? 😭

Akaashi: that's smth u keep to
urself bokuto

Bokuto: NO U GUYS MUST KNOW
Bokuto: the fabric of our volleyball uniforms hurt sometimes 😔🥺💔💔

Ryu: WAIT UR RIGHT THEY DO-

Bokuto: SEE???
Bokuto: I KNEW I WASNT THE ONLY ONE ☝️😤😤

Lev: YALL TALKING ABOUT THE CHAFFING? BC OMG IT KILLS ME

Ryu: REAL‼️
Ryu: WHY IT GOTTA HURT SO BAD 😩

Tsuki: im shuffling closer to the edge

Noya: EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING 😎

Yachi: Noya pls stop

Noya: aw man 😔

Konoha: ok but sometimes it feels nice

Yaku: I've had enough

Ken: bro what

Kaori: Konoha stop.

Konoha: NAH NAH HEAR ME OUT-

Yams: no sane person is hearing u
out 😭😭

Enno: i feel disturbed

Daichi: I think it's time to delete the gc

Yukie: ILL HEAR U OUT KONOHA
Yukie: SPEAK UR TRUTH ‼️‼️😩

Konoha: THANK U YUKIE
Konoha: idk man sometimes I just get a *redacted* sensation in my *redacted*

that's sounds unhealthy
you should go to the doctors

Kuroo: I CANT WHAT THE FUCK 😭

Suga: IM CRYIJG GOODBYE

Ryu: HUH?!?!?!?

Akaashi: ...

Yama: HELLO?!?? ITS TOO EARLY
FOR THIS

Kaori: it's really a shame that women can read now bc I badly wish I could have never seen that

Konoha: Instagram just fucking told me it's okay to reach out and then ads of clinics popped up 😭

Lev: WHAT KIND OF CLINICS?? 😭💀

I think you should listen to the
suggestions

Yukie: BAAAHAHAHA

Ken: I've never wanted to kill myself more

Konoha: STOOOOOP

Bokuto: ur a brave soldier for admitting that 🫡🫡

Konoha: HAS NO ONE ELSE FELT THAT?!?!

Ryu: NO DAWG ☠️

Konoha: oh...
Konoha: maybe I should get it checked out

you should

Yaku: PLEASE-

***

the following day

Konoha: so I went to the doctors
Konoha: I had worms

Noya: HAAAAHAHSHSUAUSHSH

Kuroo: THIS MADE MY FUCKING DAY

Kaori: BRO 😭😭

Suga: LITERALLY THROWING UP

Yams: BANGING MY HEAD AGAISNT THE WALL

Yama: PISSING MY PANTS FR FR

Tsuki: have we just forgotten what
tmi means

Konoha: oh sorry
Konoha: should I have put a
trigger warning?
Konoha: *fixes message from before*
Konoha: TW- gross

Bokuto: WHEEEEEEEZING

Yaku: HELP

Ken: oh hell nah ☠️

Sho: WHAT THE HELL HAVE I
MISSED 😭😭

Asahi: a traumatic experience Hinata

Sho: kags needs to see this @kags

Kags: what the fuck.

Yukie: PLEASE-

good job on going to the doctors

Konoha: thank u y/n 😔💔

you're welcome

Ken: I cant do this anymore 

Akaashi: felt

To be continued...