The Missing Astronaut (Original) [Complete]

Expired Air Ventilation

•Written by: Athena Guarda
• Ideas contributed by:
Vito Manigo &
Arjoe Talento

They took him back to the space ship. They can breathe by the air conditioner imported. They removed the suit and helmet.

*FC Albert: Wake him up!

*William: WHAT DO I DO?!

*Jennifer: He isn't breathing. I know what to do.

*William: The floor is yours.

*Jennifer: I know I studied astronomy, and I am bad at English, but I remember that this is not a public meeting, that is the wrong idiom.

*William: Wait- WHY DO I CARE?!

*Jennifer: Stay calm, I don't know- wait... I'm feeling pressured.

*William: How ABOUT SLAP HIM?

*Jennifer: We're going to leave a bruise on him.

*FC Stephen: FOR PETE'S SAKE, JUST SLAP HIM, I DON'T CARE.

Jennifer then slaps him across the face.

*FC Albert: You Idiots! THAT WON'T WORK.

*Jennifer: THEN WHAT?

*William: DO CARDIOPULMONARY RESUSCITATION!

*Jennifer: JUST SAY CPR!

-William pushed away Jennifer
"Ouch! I'm a woman, you know." Said Jennifer.
William then did "Expired Air Ventilation" or "Mouth-to-mouth" and CPR.

Then surprisingly, Louis woke up coughing. "Louis!" Jennifer shouted happily.

*Louis: Who did that, their breath stinks... No offense.

Jennifer starts laughing, along with the others and the MCC.

"LOUIS KENNEDY RAYNE; I'LL KILL YOU" shouted by a very angry William.

Then Louis got scared then, William started chasing Louis around the whole ship. And they stop at a computer-thingy area.

"Gibbous! Where are you?" Said by a woman... "There you are, you little pussycat!".

*Man: Dasha. When will you remove that disguise of yours, your face looks like that ugly woman you killed.

*Dasha: She is, Reina Valjean
(" Friend 1"). I killed her yesterday. I wore her skin for disguise. I also saw him, Kevin.

*Kevin: Francis?

*Dasha: Yes, he looks like he knew me by Reina's personality.