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Rating:
Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories:
GenM/M
Fandom:
Naruto
Relationship:
Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Madara
Characters:
Uchiha MadaraSenju TobiramaSenju HashiramaUchiha IzunaSenju Touka
Additional Tags:
Alternate Universe - Canon DivergenceArranged MarriageFake/Pretend RelationshipFake Marriagemarry for the children
Language:
English
Collections:
MadaTobi Remix 2018, Lovely Pieces, Lilranko Great Stories to Rediscover, Free Dopamine ✨️🧠✨️
Stats:
Published:2018-09-25Updated:2021-01-08Words:14,562Chapters:4/?Comments:147Kudos:2,048Bookmarks:619Hits:24,829
This Might Actually Work
xwannaflyx
Summary:
Following the disappearance of their alternate dimension hopping selves, Tobirama sits down and has a long think about the ramifications of a marriage with the Uchiha clan, particularly when it would be between a clan head and an heir. Like most crazy, why-the-fuck-did-it-work decisions, the choices are made in between the witching hour and the asscrack of dawn.
Alternatively: Tobirama and Madara get married. For the children.
Notes:
For PandaFlower.
Inspired by i set fire(to space-time) by PandaFlower.
a rather late submission to the MadaTobi Remix. PandaFlower I absolutely love your i set fire fic because it is a delicious blend of crazy and fun. Hope this remix did your fic justice!
Chapter 1: The Perils of Dimension-Hopping Knowledge (and Contract Negotiation)
Notes:
just so everyone knows, this fic was inspired by PandaFlower's i set fire (to space-time) fic which means that certain elements (mainly mentions of the dimension hopping variety) will be better understood by reading her fic first.
Chapter Text
“You gave my favorite cousin away for a peace treaty!” Touka shrieked as soon as the strange new/old comers had disappeared and the portal fizzled away. Tobirama let out another vaguely wounded noise, frowning at his older brother with a hurt hunch to his shoulders. Madara, waking from his kiss induced haze, took a careful step away from his best friend to ensure that everyone was aware he was definitively not on the side of brother-sellers. Brother-pimpers? Nonetheless. There was a cloud of chakra around Touka and a dangerous edge to her smile and he remembered enough from previous battles to be wary.
“I wouldn’t,” Hashirama squawked, taking a quick step back in the face of Touka’s intimidating fury.
“Man, that’s a dick move,” Izuna said gently, patting Tobirama on the back. “Sorry your brother is an even bigger asshole than mine.”
“Izuna!” Madara snarled, scowling again.
The battlefield, which had already become a standstill, became utterly silent when Touka let out an animalistic screech and leaped for Hashirama’s throat as Hashirama let out a high pitched scream and tried to get away. “I…” Tobirama began faintly, watching his cousin attempt to beat some sense into his brother. “I rather think that we all have things to think about today. We can put off a battle to the death until later, correct?” he asked, gathering his dignity together enough to meet Madara’s gaze.
“Oh. Yes,” Madara agreed awkwardly. The two managed to hold each other’s gaze for about three seconds before Madara abruptly remembered Strange Tobirama mentioning current Tobirama’s virtue and Tobirama remembered seeing the hint of tongue in the kiss. “Right,” Madara squeaked, cheeks going red. He abruptly turned and began yelling at his clan to retreat and reorganize, applying his gunbai with gratuitous force if they continued gawking at Tobirama for too long.
