The Temple of Madness

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Today is my birthday, May 1st. I'm 16 now. Wish me well.

(Jay, Coral, and Nya stand in front of a conveyor belt with spinning blades leading to the Temple of Madness.)

Nya: Every single path leads straight into a spinning blade.

Jay: Look up there! See it? (He points to a spinning glitch in the blades.) There was a thing, for a second. (He points to another glitch.) There's another! It's like the game has a glitch!

Coral: Back on Dyer Island, we learned this was Dyer's very first adventure game, but it was never released because of problems.

Jay: Video game obstacles are usually on a time loop.

Nya: So if we get the timing down, we can make it to the other side.

Jay: But the glitches are unpredictable, and we can't get past them safely.

Nya: Then I guess we'll have to improvise.

Jay: Just like dancing.

Coral: Guess it's time to dance your pants off.

(The two hold hands and start to go through the conveyor belt. Coral rides on her own.)

Jay: One, two, three, step! (They step through a spinning blade.) One, two, three, jump! (They leap over another blade.) One, two, three, roll! (They roll through a third blade and encounter a glitch.) Other track, now! (They leap to the other conveyor belt, but Jay loses balance and falls. Nya grabs his hand in time.) Aah!

Coral: (They encounter another glitch.) It's the other glitch!

Jay: Nya!

Nya: Time to pick up the pace! (They successfully pass through the rest of the blades and reach the other side.)

Jay: Piece of cake. Okay, get ready. Video games usually increase in difficulty as you progress.

Nya: So whatever is on the other side of this door is gonna be even worse.

Coral: How could things get any worse? 

(The door to the Temple opens. The three enter only to find an empty sushi resturaunt.)

Hostess: (Bowing) Welcome.

Jay: The Temple of Madness has a sushi restaurant?

Coral: How could things get better and easier? 

Nya: Where are all the guests?

Hostess: We've been expecting you.

Nya: You have?

Hostess: Of course. Jay Walker, party of three. Right this way.

Jay: Oh, perfect, 'cause I'm starving!

Nya: Jay, it's a trap!

Jay: No it isn't. Lots of games have areas like this, where you can recharge or power up, before you have to take on the boss. (He eats a piece of sushi.)

Coral: Are you sure?

Jay: If this was a trap, they'd have come up with something a little more dangerous than a sushi restaurant. Trust me. 

(The three of them sit down at a table.) 

Hostess: May I tell you today's specials?

Jay: Yes, you may. Boy, am I hungry!

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