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BTS IN A TIGHT SITUATION

RapMon: Destroys everything then walks off*

Phew!

Hops into the car with Jin*

Moments before*

Jin: Gets cornered by a bunch of pink haters*

Girl 1: You really love pink huh?

Girl 2: Die with it then.

Girl 3: Punch her.

Jin: Takes out of 'her' purse full of Pink stuff and shows it to the haters*

Girls: OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE PINK ARGHHHHHHHHH

Runs away*

Jin: Hops into the car with RapMon* 

How'd you get out of your situation?

RapMon: I destroyed everything babe..

Jin: -_- wow.

Jungkook: Golden maknae powers activate*

Dances himself uncontrollably out of the situation*

Thugs: What the hell?

Jungkook: Does the moon walk before running away* AHHHH SUGAAAAAAA

Suga: Gets up from lying on the ground* 

Wut? I heard ma name?

Thugs: Corner him guys.

Suga: Sweg overload*

Thugs: NOPE.

 NEVERMIND U-TURN U-TURN.

Jimin: YES I DO HAVE JAMS!!!!!!!! ARGHHHHH CHIMCHIM IS ANGRY. 

Rips of his shirt and blinds the people with his chocolate abs* 

J-Hope: Gets cornered* NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO, falls to his knees* 

Hey wait a sec...

SEULPEOHAJIMA NO NO NO

HONJIGA ANYA NO NO NO 

Everyone starts dancing*

V: hops into his UFO

goodbye poops, you'll never catch me!!!!!!

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TEEHEE.