bts // the bts book

BTS READING A SMUT FOR THE FIRST TIME

chapter inspiration? idk so don't ask.

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jin: dududud *scrolling through Wattpad* oh what is this book? clicks on it and starts reading*

oh hey! its about me! oh so I'm at a club and i see this girl who's hot oh um ok and so i then TAKE HER HOME OMONA, *keeps on reading and his eyes widen* I TAKE OFF HER-

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BLACK MAGIC.

RM: heh heh *opens us Wattpad* time for some smuts, *starts reading* dayummmmmmm I do well in this one, probably the best amongst all the other ones I've read tbh.

*jin creeps up from under the bed*

RM: oh wow- AHHHH OH M GOD AUOFHKWNJVHFSV JIN B-BABE WHAT ARE YOU D-DOING?

Jin: HOW COULD

READ THIS BLACK MAGIC

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RM: ITS NOT BLACK MAGIC.

Jin: *grabs the phone* ITS A FUCKIGN SMUT OF US TOGETHER WHAT OWIRLVNKFV,KNNBLB.

RM: *smirks* should I make it come true?

Jin: NO UM WHAT TEH F- *RM picks Jin up onto the bed* OMO NO PLEASE HELP ME KOOKIE YOUR MOTHER IS IN TROUBLE PLAZ-

Jungkook: *in his room reading a book with Jimin* oh! hyung what are you showing me? *can hear the muffled screams coming from Jin*

Jimin: *places his arms on Jungkook's shoulders* your old enough now and I trust you.

Jungkook: ?? *Jimin shoves the phone in Jungkook's face*

*starts reading*

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um

UHVSFNVSFV WAT IS THIS. *chucks the phone onto the bed*

Jimin: *whispers in his ear* its called a smut baby.

Jungkook: HYUNG WTF IM OUT. *walks out*

J-Hope: AHHAHA I LOVE WATTYPADDEU LETS READ A BOOK! *sees a smut book* WHATS A SMUT?

*Clicks onto it*

Jungkook: *sees his hyung* ANDWAEEEEE *starts running in slow motion*

J-Hope: *his facial expression*

1. :)

2: ;-;

3. :0

4. :-)

5. :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

WHAT SIPFNSLV

Jungkook: HYUNG NO I WARNED YOU NO *slaps the phone out of his hand*

J-Hope: IT WAS AT THE GOOD PART- *pauses after realizing what he just said*

Jungkook: *gasp*

*runs to Taehyung's room*

V: *smiling at the his iPad screen*

Jungkook: OH HELL NAW. NOT YOU TAEHYUNGIE. *jumps onto the bed and tackles the phone*

V:

WHY????????????????????????????

I WAS JUST WATCHING TELETUBBIES *starts crying*