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BTS AS FASHION DESIGNERS

V: GET ME ALL THE SHIRTS!

*his workers run around like lunatics*

10 seconds later (so fast :0)

Worker: HERE YOU GO SIR!

V: thankyou. *get his scissors* OKAY NOW CUT THEM,

CUT THEM WITH STYLE.

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Jin: okay beauties, our fashion company is all about looking confident, being the best and looking your best! Let's get to work!

*starts designing pink pastel skirts, pink crop tees, pink jeans and shorts*

worker: what's shall we call this collection?

Jin: hmm

- 'it can't get anymore pinker then this.'

worker: very nice!

Jin: *flicks his hair* IKR!

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Jimin: WHAT DO WE WANT TOO SEE?

All the workers:

THE BOOTY

THE BOOTY

*the whole company suddenly starts chanting the word booty*

Jimin:

YES MY CHILDREN

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Jungkook: okay we need a million zillion plain white shirts

Worker: dat it?

Jungkook: yes.

Worker: bruh.

Jungkook: WE WILL SELL THESE PLAIN WHITE SHIRTS-

Worker (girl): ah annyeonghasaeyo I'm a new work-

Jungkook: AHHHHHH OMOMQMDJCMWKKQW OH MU GOD YOU SCARED ME IM AKAJ-

Worker (girl): oh I uh-

Jungkook: *giggles* mian..

He's so scared of girls but yet he kills so many bc he's hot and shit smh

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J-Hope: ITS MY BIRTHDAY EVERYONE

PLASTER MY FACE ON ALL THE CLOTHS NOW ITS SPECIAU EDITION

Workers: YES!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

J-Hope: *starts dancing around* WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP

SHOUT OUT TO HOSEOK ITS HIS BDAY SARANGHAEYOOOOOOOOOO <3333333

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RM: okay yes we will-

*everything gets ruined*

*suddenly Jimin pops out of nowhere*

Jimin: COME WORK FOR ME MY CHILDREN.

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Suga: swag everywhere got it?

Workers: yeh swag.

Makes a shirt with the word swag

Makes a long sleeve shirt with the word swag

Makes jeans with the words swag

Swagswagswagswag

Suga: SWAG.

THE BOOTY.

Jimin: HOW WE GON SEE IT

All the workers: THROUGH THESE SEXY JEANS
WOOOOOOOOOO