bts // the bts book

IF BTS GOT BULLIED WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG

Jin: Nuuuu!!!!!

*Boys chase him around the playground*

Jin: Finally gets cornered* What do you want??

Boys: Aww look its the boy who likes pink HAHHA.

Jin: So what if I like pink?

Boy: Crosses his arms* That's gay. What are you, a girl?

Jin: Gets enraged and slaps them all with his shoulders*

*Turns around*

Jin: That's right, don't mess with me.

*Walks away from them and they've all collapsed on the ground*

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Jimin: I need a rubber :/ looks around the classroom and sees one on the floor and picks it up* Yay!

Bully: YAH. What are you doing?

Jimin: Ignores him and uses the rubber*

Bully: Grabs it off Jimin* That's MY rubber. Hits Jimin on the head*

Jimin: ARGHHHHHH. NO ONE HIT JIMINIE. Rips off his shirt* FIGHT ME YOU POO.

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Girls: Is about to hit V for eating all their food*

V: Wait. Holds his hand out and picks up his phone*

Girl: What?

V: Calls his alien friends for backup*

*All arrive on a spaceship*

Girls: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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J-Hope: Happy viruseu^^

Boy: More like ugly viruseu.

J-Hope: What you say?

Boy: Pft..

*Sends his J-Horse in*

Boy: Wait wh-

*J-Horse sends him flying*

J-Hope: HEH.

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Suga: Sleeping at his desk*

Boys: Yah, go pull out his chair heheh.

Boy: Creeps behind Suga and is about to pull the chair out*

Suga: Yah, don't even think about doing what I think your gonna you #%^%*#^#%! BEEEPPPP.

Boy: (0)=(0)

Suga: Yea so BEEP off.

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Jungkook: Runs through the corridors*

Boys: Trip him!!

Jungkook: Falls over* owww...

Boys: HAHHAHAHA.

Jungkook: Narrows his eyes and calls for Jimin*

Jimin: Runs out his classroom shirtless* ARGHHHHHHH

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RapMon: Heyy girls~

Group of boys: Don't talk to our girls. Rolls up their sleeves*

RapMon: Takes his glasses off* Starts dancing really retardly*

Group of boys: Dafuq?

RapMon: Out of breathe* Beat that.

Group boys: All start dancing weirdly*

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GUYS MIANHE AWWWW... I haven't updated in awhile I feel like I've gone on a hiatus from this book :( I definitely will update more often from now!! Mianhe guys ❤️❤️💕 I ask for forgiveness 🙏🏼

Well I hope you like this really random update and also I'd really appreciate if you all check out my new fanfiction. It's called 'You' based on Min Suga ^^ So if you can > check it out and vote!