06: Refuse To Go Anywhere Without Riding A Bike

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Right this title probs makes like no sense but it will later, dw 😂

Extreme Dirty Pickup-Line Gabe in this chappy 4 yous 😎 be grateful bitches

Sam is so done with Gabe's shit omf

Sometimes I like to imagine myself as Gabriel in this ff because I'm so much like him 🙊😈 and then other times I like to imagine myself as Sammy bc who wouldn't want a cheeky bit of da trickster (a female version, tho...) ?? 😆😆😆

Yeoo, on with this bs ~

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"THIS COULD BE PARA-PARA-PARADISE!" Gabriel sang as Sam buried his head in his pillow, groaning.

"Gabe, I'm trying to work. Mind toning it down a bit?"

Gabriel sneaked a look at Sam's laptop and grinned. "Homework for law school, huh? I wish I could do you like I do my homework: all night and on my desk."

Sam shook his head and launched the pillow at Gabriel. It whoomphed right into his face, and he let out a muffled shriek, toppling back onto his bed.

Sam turned back to his coursework, typing quickly as he wanted to finish the thirty pages before his deadline tomorrow. He was secretly glad that his college had online classes as well, because the sixth thing on the bucket list would make it very hard for Sam to get to the school buildings in the morning.

It was to refuse to go anywhere without riding a bike. Meaning that if either of the two boys had to get out of their room for treatment or to go out somewhere for the next three days, they would have to ride a bike as a method of transport instead of walking.

Sam huffed as another pop-up appeared on his computer screen. "I hate pop-ups!"

Gabriel stuck his head up from underneath Sam's pillow, where he seemed to have been sniffing it, and said mischievously, "Sit on my lap and see what pops up."

"Why do you have to turn everything dirty?" Sam moaned, giving up on life and throwing his head back onto his bed.

"I'll have you moaning and throwing your head back like that tonight."

Sam glared at Gabriel and returned to his essay ... just three more pages to write ... just three ...

Sam clicked on Google Chrome to research something, but nothing loaded. He banged his head on his keyboard, and the immature sugar-addict giggled. "I'll bang you like that ..."

"My server went down." Sam whined to no one in particular, ignoring his ADHD roommate.

"My servers never go down, but I do."

"Shut up!"

The door slammed open and Balthazar bounced into the room. "You, sir, are officially off bed rest!" The wine-addict said proudly, pointing at the moose.

"Yeah, that's great and all, but do you have to slam open doors all the time?" Sam said in exasperation.

"I wish I was a door so you can slam me all day."

"Shut up Gabe."

"But I have bad news." Balthazar said, shooting a weird look at Gabriel and Sam. "Your surgery is today."

"Aw no, seriously?" Sam groaned. He was not looking forward to the surgery he had to go through to 'give him easier breathing'.

"I know, I know." Balthazar said with pity. He gestured for Sam to get up, and Sam sighed, looking at Gabriel. His roommate looked pointedly at him, and Sam gritted his teeth as he snatched the bike leaning against his bed. He slung a leg over the seat and started pedalling out of the room, Balthazar and the other nurses and patients walking through the corridor looking at him like he was out of his mind.

Balthazar stayed a safe distance from Sam as they made their way to the surgery room, not wanting to be seen with such a wacko. When they arrived, Sam ditched the bike and lay gingerly on the table. The pristine white room with its bleach smell and bright lights and sharp objects didn't make the younger Winchester feel any less apprehensive, and he crossed his fingers as Balthazar lowered the knockout-gas mask over his face.

"Right, pull up the Wiki-How article." Was the last thing he heard - Wait, what?! - as the world spun into a dissolving circle of darkness.

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When Sam woke up, he was yet again back in his bed in his room. Gabriel was chilling on his own bed, sucking on a lollipop and on his phone.

On Vine again, probably. Sam thought, as the trickster burst out laughing. Watching those damn prank videos.

As Sam studied his roommate's face when he laughed, he felt a little bubble of happiness in his heart. The bright lightbulb above him made Sam think of Gabriel's smile and how it lit up his day.

Wow, stop, Sam. Sam told himself. You're getting a little too soppy there.

Gabriel must have felt Sam's eyes on him, because he turned and flashed a heart-stopping grin at him. "Heya Sammy. How you feeling?"

"Like crap." Sam said truthfully.

"Aw." Gabriel frowned. "That sucks. Want me to kiss it better?"

"You do realise that I had surgery on my chest, ri- ... Nevermind."

A few seconds passed in silence, then Gabriel piped up again. "How do you spell 'me'?" He said, sounding confused.

"Seriously?" Sam said. Gabriel nodded, arranging his face into a bemused expression. "M - E."

"You forgot 'D'." Gabriel said, his self-control slowly slipping away as a small smirk appeared.

"There's no 'D' in 'me'." Sam huffed, then realised what he had just said.

"Not yet." Gabriel winked, and Sam sighed. "Sammich, I'm bored." He whined after a minute of silence, throwing his phone onto the bedside table beside him.

"Well, I can't help you there." Sam growled at his short friend.

"Wanna come over here and watch porn on this flat-screen mirror?" Sam could hear the smirk in Gabriel's voice, and nearly screamed in frustration.

"No."

"Speaking of mirrors, is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them."

"Go die."

"Why be rude when you can be nude?"

"Go away."

"Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you'll blow the hell outta me."

"Stop it."

"That's shirt's becoming a bit small on you. But if I were on you, I'd be coming too."

"URGH! STOP ALREADY!"

"Are you a Snickers bar? 'Cause you satisfy me."

"I hate you."

"Yanno what? That just made me hungry for a Snickers. I'll be right back." And Gabriel hopped on his bike and shot out of the room. Sam sighed, grateful for, at last, peace and quiet.

Have a short but sweet (just like me 😜) chapter 😆😏

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