16: Have A Day Out With The Squad

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"ARE YOU GUYS FUCKIN' READ-AY?!" Gabriel screamed down the corridor one morning. He wasn't normally a morning person - usually he would just mope around and not talk for about an hour after he had woken - but today was an exception. And a cheery, ADHD Novak meant trouble.

"Nice ass." Gabe commented as Sam walked past him into their room with two croissants from the cafeteria, slapping said ass.

"Fuck off, Gabe." Sam said, voice slightly muffled by the croissant in his mouth.

"I'm ready!" Emma screeched, running from her room with a huge bag. "I've got the sweets!"

"Gimme some of those!" Gabe leapt for the bag, stuffing his face as soon as he grabbed it.

"Gabe, chill. There'll be tons of candyfloss there." Sam said, sauntering out of their room and forcing the other croissant into his roommate's hands.

"Fuck I love candyfloss!" Gabe threw his hands up into the air, cheering. Sam and Emma exchanged a glance, shaking their heads.

"I haven't got the hospital's permission to accompany you lot." Balthazar said matter-of-factly, approaching the three. "Of course, I am still coming."

"Absolute legend, Balthy!" Gabe high-fived the nurse.

"See if you get fired for this," Emma said, grinning at Balthazar, "I'm hitting you with a car so you won't be leaving this hospital."

"That's reassuring." Balthazar said nervously.

Michael strolled past them, sipping coffee, and pushed open the door to his room. He popped his head back out, "He's still asleep."

The group crowded forward into Michael and Lucifer's room as Bethany joined them, and stared at the blond man spread-eagled and tangled in sheets on a bed.

"Mate, I'm pretty sure that's not Lucifer's bed ..." Balthazar pointed out to Michael, who blushed furiously and told him to shut up.

"And I'm pretty sure he's not asleep." Gabe sniggered. "Precious little Luci-Poo just doesn't wanna get up ..."

He advanced on the seemingly-sleeping Lucifer and pounced. He landed on top of him and started tickling the fellow patient, who 'woke up' immediately, spluttering and screaming, trying to throw off the hyper guy.

"FUCK OFF, GABE!" Lucifer yelled, successfully pushing Gabe off of him and diving back under his pillow.

"He's not a morning person." Gabe hissed to a frightened Sam.

"At all." Balthazar shuddered.

Gabe and Michael both grabbed an arm and dragged Lucifer off the bed. He landed on the floor, groaning and shooting death glares at everyone.

"I am going to slit your throats and dance in your blood." He growled, snatching his clothes and trailing himself to the bathroom.

Everyone looked at each other and shrugged. Dean and Castiel banged their way into the room.

"What'd we miss?" Dean puffed.

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Soon enough, the group were crammed into either the Impala or Lucifer's flashy sports car. They were cruising down the motorways, and within a few hours, had arrived at the theme park.

"YES, BITCHES!" Gabe screamed, jumping out of the Impala, sprinting straight for the candyfloss stand. Sam, Balthazar, Dean, and Cas followed at a more leisurely pace as Lucifer's car roared up with the others.

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