The Bucket List >> Sabriel ✔️

10: Shut Michael And Lucifer In A Cage

No they do not want to die

Quite the opposite actually 💁🏻

"Gabriel, what are those?" Sam sighed, pointing at several bottles collected in a pile at the end of his roommate's bed.

"WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE?!" Gabriel screamed, giggling and hiccuping and pointing at Sam's shoes.

"No, I meant ..." Sam sighed again, rubbing his forehead. "What are these?" He picked up a bottle and waved it at Gabriel.

"Hic! - alcopops - hic!" Gabriel hiccuped, a stupid smile on his face.

Sam found it rather adorable when Gabriel hiccuped. But he was drunk, so this couldn't be good. A drunk Gabe is never a good idea - in Sam's eyes.

"And just why did you drink -" Sam quickly counted, "- eleven of them?"

"'Cause - hic! - I can." Gabriel winked at Sam. "Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down."

Sam rolled his eyes as Gabriel fired off yet another pickup line. "If it's true - hic! - that we are what we eat, - hic! - I could be you by morning."

"He's off his trolley." Balthazar swept in, handing the patients' meds to them. Gabriel took his without persuasion for once, nearly choking on them as he was giggling so much.

"Off my trolley? What kinda expression - hic! - is that?! Like, imagine - hic! - me just zooming down the - hic! - street on a trolley and - hic! - suddenly I get RKO'd outta nowhere - hic! - and I fly off my trolley - hic!" Gabriel started hysterically laughing, falling backwards onto Sam's bed, and Sam shrugged at Balthazar, who slowly backed out of the room raising an eyebrow.

"I'd advise taking him to the Cave or the Nest or the Banter Room, or even the kitchens to calm him down." Balthazar called as he started to slowly close the door. "He'd just fuck shit up in here, alone with you." He winked as he slipped out of sight.

Sam sighed and grabbed Gabriel's arm, who was hysterically laughing at two cats fighting in the street just below their window. "Let's go to the Cave so you can use up all that drunken-ass energy."

"WHOOO! The Cave - hic! - is da fuckin' BOMB!" The drunk boy cheered, waving another bottle of alcopop above his head. Sam snatched it away.

"Where did you even get that?" Sam exclaimed.

"God works - hic! - in mysterious ways - hic!" Gabriel stumbled over to the door.

"But you're not God." Sam rolled his eyes at him.

"Yes I am."

"Okay."

"Are you Medusa? 'Cause you - hic! - make me rock hard." Gabriel giggled, then pouted as Sam ignored him.

Sam guided Gabriel down the corridor, amidst hysterical giggling, hyper hiccuping, and hilariously bad pickup lines. They stopped by the Banter Room.

"Can you guys come with us to, um, entertain him?" The Winchester pointed at his roommate, who waved, grinned, and hiccuped.

"Is he drunk?" Lucifer quizzed warily.

"Yeah."

"Great, let's go!" Emma jumped up from where she, Lucifer, Michael, and Bethany were gathered around Lucifer's iPad.

The group made their way down to the Cave, skipping to the elevator because Sam, Emma, and Lucifer found it hard to walk down loads of flights of stairs due to their conditions. Also, because Gabriel would probably have accidentally fallen off the stairs in his drunken, tipsy mess.