The Bucket List >> Sabriel ✔️

44: Do A Simple, Funny Prank

"Should I make this laughing emoji background bigger or smaller?" Gabe pondered as he fiddled with the mouse in front of him. "Bigger..." He answered his own question as he moved the cursor to enlarge the background of his CV on the screen in front of him. Several laughing emojis enlarged as he dragged the cursor across the screen, providing a larger background for the trickster's rather ridiculous CV.

"What should I type in here?" Sam questioned Gabe as he clicked on his Personal Skills section.

"Once slapped a girl with the bristly side of my hairbrush and it left a large number of indents on her face." Gabe supplied. Sam quickly typed it in.

"This is one of the strangest things we've ever done." Sam commented, his brows furrowed.

"That's true." Adam said at the doorway, reading Gabe's CV while sipping his coffee with a confused expression.

"Once got a fiver for my birthday, shows I can bring in the financial support." Gabe said aloud as he typed into his Work Experience section.

"Dyed my brother's hair blue three times and twice it turned out green, once pink." Sam typed.

"Once ordered a hundred chicken nuggets from Claire's when I was drunk, and the manager complimented me on my navigation skills, though that may have been sarcasm, but still, I'll take it." Gabe read aloud as he finished his CV. "Brilliant. I'll get hired in no time."

Sam hit 'print' and went to collect his CV from the printer across the staff room. Balthazar beckoned them out hurriedly as he shut the door behind the three boys.

"If any nurses have seen you, I'm deceased." Balthazar said apprehensively.

"That wouldn't be such a bad thing, amirite?" Gabe and Adam high-fived, sniggering. Sam felt something stir deep inside him.

Am I seriously jealous of Gabe's friend? Really?

He has been hanging out with him a lot... and talking to him a lot... and making him laugh a lot...

Who cares? They're just friends.

Right?

Sam rolled his eyes at himself and braced himself once he arrived at the door to the Banter Room.

The door flung open and a massive roar of arguing poured out like a tsunami.

"I HATE HIM! HE STOLE MY CHEESY PUFFS!"

"I DIDN'T FUCKIN' STEAL ANYTHING, YOU ABSOLUTE BAG!"

"Y'ALL ARE TRASH! SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Sam rubbed his forehead, sighing.

Gabe danced his way into the room, waving around his CV. Emma and Lucifer saw and immediately the arguing turned into cheers.

"Let's go do a basic prank!" Lucifer screeched, tearing out of the room, the horde of pranksters following him, Michael trailing behind with a reluctant, disapproving look.

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"Hello, can I hand in my CV?" Gabe said to the manager at Tesco.

"Sure, let me have a look -" She took the sheet from him, and Gabe gave a not-so-discreet thumbs-up at Lucifer, Sam, Emma, Balthazar, Adam, and Charlie who were hiding behind a clothes rack.

"You brush My Little Pony's hair so you think this qualifies you to be a hairdresser?" The manager asked Gabe, a confused look on her face.

"And I cut their heads off when I was six, so this also qualifies me to be a butcher." Gabe suggested.

Lucifer fell out of the clothes rack, pissing himself, and the entire rack of clothes spilled onto the floor.

"Can I hand in my CV?" Sam asked an employee at Poundland.

"Sure." The teenager took the sheet, staring down at it. "You invented the cure for dabbing?"

"Yep. Proudest achievement." Sam puffed his chest out, placing his hands on his hips.

"And played the trumpet when you were bored but you accidentally made your grandma times twenty million deaf?"

"Uh huh."

"And ingested white pepper once for a dare and threw up seven times?"

Lucifer lost it again, tipping over a stack of emoji pillows and crying.

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The two fiancé's were in the tuxedo shop, trying on suits and tuxedos for their upcoming wedding. They had been separated to either side of the shop, yet could still see each other.

He's so hot... Gabe thought dreamily as he saw Sam dressed in a plain black and white tux.

"Hey!" Emma screeched as Lucifer threw a Tesco value clubcard at her.

"Hey!" Lucifer mocked her as she threw an Auntie Annie's free pretzel voucher at him.

Soon, a card-throwing war had broken out and Gabe had snatched Sam into the nearest dressing room, attacking him with kisses and bites.

But Sam pressed Gabe to the wall, dipping his head down to his neck, sucking softly on Gabe's sweet spot. Gabe clutched at the fabric of Sam's tux, tugging it as Sam nipped at the spot, biting it harder as Gabe whimpered. He licked the area to soothe it, then kissed his way up to Gabe's ear, licking a slow line up the shell of his ear, before nipping his ear lobe. Gabe was a gasping mess before long, and Sam kissed back up to his mouth and bit at Gabe's lower lip, enticing gasps and breathy moans out of his fiancé.

The curtain to the dressing room whipped open.

"Ah, there you are!" Charlie said cheerfully, yanking them out.

"Are you even allowed to be in here?" Sam questioned as she led them out purposefully.

"Lmao no, but do you honestly think that'd stop me?"

"To be honest, no." Sam sighed, as Gabe joined in the clubcard fight.