Unorthodox (Joey Bada$$)

34• Phase

• June 20, Sunday •
• 1:16 p.m •

"Girl I'm about to diiiiivvve innnn! OHOHWOAH WOAH!!!!" Kwon sang while waltzing to the kitchen.

"Kwon what are you doing?" I asked.

He threw a banana at me. "Nothin'."

"I swear to-!!! Throw something at me again and Imma find you a sugar daddy!" I threatened.

"What?!" He wrinkled his nose. "What kind of threat is that?!"

AK walked in without a shirt. "Why y'all talkin' 'bout sugar daddies?!"

"Nigga put on a shirt!" Kwon said. "DISGUSTED!"

AK raised his hand getting ready to smack Kwon but he dodged it.

"AK stop hitting Kwon." I hugged Kwon and kissed his cheek.

"Yeah!" He agreed.

"Man whatever and please, call me Akeem." He said.

"Akeem?"

"Mhm."

"Well alright Akeem. Where's Joey?"

"Nigga still in bed. Told his ass to get up but he ain't want to so I left him alone."

"Alright. Imma be back." I walked to Joey's door and knocked.

"Come in!"

I opened the door and Joey was in the bed looking up at the ceiling with the blankets up to his chin.

"The hell? You look like you're on your deathbed. Why haven't you gotten up yet? It's late."

"Eh. Tired."

"Kirk is too but you see his black ass running around here."

"I HIT THE GROUND AND START RUNNING!!!" Kirk yelled down the hall.

He chuckled. "Well that's Kirk. This is Joey."

I shrugged. "You right. When you gonna get out of bed lazy one?"

"Right now since you bothering me." He swung his legs off the bed.

"Noooo. Don't let me interrupted you. Go ahead and continue." Rushed to the door but he called me back.

"Nah! It's good. Help me up."

I grabbed his hands and pulled him up.

"Jesus Christ!" I said breathlessly. "Heavy ass."

"I'm not heavy at all. You're just weak as fuck." He stumbled to the bathroom.

"Whatever Imma be in the kitchen eating."

"Hungry ass." He mumbled while running the water.

"Damn right." I left.

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"If I were you I'd take precaution!" Kwon sang again.

"Shh." I put my finger over his mouth. He licked it and I wiped my finger on my shorts. "Ew."

He smiled. :3

"Issa!" Jenna yelled.

"Bruh I'm right beside you! What?!" Issa yelled back.

"Can I have some chocolate please?"

He got up and went to the pantry. "Anyone else want some chocolate."

CJ raised his hand. "M-"

"No." Issa said.

CJ frowned. I gave him a hug.

"Bruh I just noticed something!!!" I said.

Everyone turned to me. "What?"

"I noticed that Issa and Akeem look like regular niggas. Look at em. Akeem got the dreads and Issa just...ion even know he just a nigga."

Everyone chuckled.

"You play too much." Akeem laughed.

"Did ya boy wrong." Issa shook his head and sat back down.

"I'm just sayin'." I shrugged.

"Does anyone need to go shopping for the party tonight?" Dessy asked.

"Can I wear a v neck to the party?" Kwon asked.

"No!" CJ made a stank face and so did everyone else but me.

"Guys stop. If he wants to wear one let him wear it." I jumped in.

"Thank you!!!" Kwon hugged me and fluffed my hair.

"Off my woman nigga." Joey said.

I sat on Joey's lap and kissed him. Everyone went back to talking while Joey and I had our own convo.

"I gotta pick Indigo up." He said.

I sighed. "Right now?"

"Yeah. She been calling for the past hour."

"Do you have to pick her up? Jenna can't do it?" I pouted.

"I mean...she can but I don't want Indigo to think I'm avoiding her or anything."

I rolled my eyes. "Really?"

"Deadass. She'll cry if I told her I'm ignoring her or if she feels that way."