Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

Rebels and Rogues

An early update because I won't be able to update later.
I don't own anything.
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Jyn Erso: Balabadabadaba somebody talk to me I bored

Random phone number: Hello!

Jyn Erso: Who da heck ru?

Random Phone Number: ...

Jyn Erso: Ur not in my contacts

Random Phone Number: Well you texted my phone so you must have my number

Jyn Erso: I randomly typed in a number. I didn't actually realize someone would answer

Random Phone Number: So you typed a random phone number in and didn't realize someone would answer...

Jyn Erso: I thought I was going to get one of those "This ain't a number b****" messages in return

Random Phone Number: ... ur weird

Jyn Erso: My boyfriend thinks so too

Jyn Erso: F*** best friend not boyfriend**

Random Phone Number: Why do you censor your words?

Jyn Erso: My Mama and Dad have parental controls on my phone.

Jyn Erso: F*** S*** M*********** B**** A****** A** C*** Bastard

Jyn Erso: Stsly!!? Bastard is allowed

Random Phone Number: Okay...

Random Phone Number: Anyway, what's your name? I never got it

Jyn Erso: Jyn Erso. U?

Random Phone Number: Ezra Bridger

Jyn Erso: Kewl! Lemme change ur name

Random Phone Number: Kk!

Jyn Erso: There! So Ezra ru Rebellion or Empire. Don't matter to me

Ezra Bridger: Empire

Jyn Erso: M********************* IMMMA GONNA BEAT UR LITTLE ORGANAZIATIPN TO A PULP ******************** S****************

Ezra Bridger: I'm kidding I'm Rebellion

Jyn Erso: *****{=<£\¥~£]*{*#€{^| ALFOWPFJEBTVRJSOQOFBWNWD **************** $:@295!:

{We interrupt this program to fast forward a few minutes later when Baze Malbus and Chirrut Îmwe join the conversation}

Baze Malbus: Hi

Chirrut Imwe: 你好

Jyn Erso: ALFORPWJFBWKW F*****\=|£|+]€#!]¥\~ BASTARD B****

Ezra Bridger: Hi I'm Ezra Bridger, one of the Rebels of the Phoenix Ghost Crew. I was contacted by Jyn Erso when she was bored. I pulled a prank on Jyn Erso and she is freaking out. Please excuse all the language you might hear in this chat room.

Chirrut Îmwe: I am glad I cannot see this

Baze Malbus: Jyn doesn't take pranks very well...

Baze Malbus: And FYI Chirrut is blind

Jyn Erso: I KNO DAT!!!!! B***** ******/&/9294&203

Baze Malbus: Whoa

Ezra Bridger: Whoa is right

Another Random Number: Ezra what's going on?

Ezra Bridger: Nothing! Guys, meet my master Kanan

Jyn Erso: F****** AKFKALFJSOCIEBG £\++~¥] Ok lemme change his contact name [*}=]*{€[*!~]*******

Just Kanan: Ezra who are these people?

Ezra Bridger: Kanan is blind and his wife is helping him.

Third Random Number: I AM NOT HIS WIFE

Just Kanan: Ezra exclamation point exclamation point

Ezra Bridger: And that third random number goes to my Space mom, Hera Syndulla

Jyn Erso: 2@;&19;$! M***********

Hera Syndulla: This chat is very vulgar

Ezra Bridger: Ikr??

Chirrut Îmwe: Hello Kanan! I am Chirrut Îmwe and I am blind as well!

Just Kanan: Hello Chirrut exclamation point good to meet you exclamation point do you have the force question mark

Chirrut Îmwe: No but I believe the Force can talk to anyone, Force sensitive or not

Jyn Erso: FBALDLALDNS *********

Hera Syndulla: Somebody get the person with the number 764-836-6316 out

Baze Malbus: On it

Chirrut Îmwe: Ee

Just Kanan: What question mark

Jyn Erso: OH F*** BAZE IS BEHIND ME HALP HALP F*** FORCING F***

Chirrut Îmwe: Do not use the Force's name in vain!

Just Kanan: I like you

Ezra Bridger: Welp! That's settled! Hera, why don't we let the blind guys text and you and I go eat pancakes

Hera Syndulla: Sure! Space mom pancakes are the best!

Just Kanan: You know I can hear what you're saying dot dot dot

Chirrut Îmwe: I wnt ianfakrs

Just Kanan: What?

Chirrut Îmwe: balz kelf ke

Just Kanan: Your weird

Chirrut Îmwe: Kasssdssd

Just Kanan: Do you use the speech thing by the space bar question mark it makes texting a lot easier

Chirrut Îmwe: ssdddddddddeddrrr

Just Kanan: dot dot dot

Baze Malbus: Sorry, he's calling for me. He doesn't know what a keyboard looks like

Just Kanan: Oh

Chirrut Îmwe: YAY!

Just Kanan: Wait how can he text when he hasn't seen a keyboard question mark

Baze Malbus: I text for him

Chirrut Îmwe: Yeah it's great

Just Kanan: You know cheer hut there's a way you can do it by yourself

Chirrut Îmwe: Really? Tell me!

Just Kanan: Okay!
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And I'm going to end it here because I could go on forever but I need to end the chapter so I don't use up all the ideas. Also I wish Rogue One and Rebels could meet ends.

Question! Why did I chose that number for Jyn? Hint: it's not my home phone so, no, you can't contact me.

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