Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

Galen Erso's True Form

HOLY BONTHAS!! 600+ views!! Thank you so much everyone!!

I'm going to post a quick side plot before we get back to Operation Pilot² and Jynnic.

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Galen Erso: Is anyone here?

Galen Erso: Hellooooooo

Galen Erso: ALRIGHT!! THE CHAT IS ALL MINE

Galen Erso: I CAN DO ANYTHING BETTER THAN YOU

Galen Erso: I CAN SHOOT A PARTRIDGE WITH A SINGLE CARTRIDGE

Galen Erso: I CAN SHOOT A SPARROW WITH A BOW AND ARROW

Galen Erso: I CAN LIVE ON BREAD AND CHEESE. AND ONLY ON THAT JUST LIKE A RAT

Baze Malbus: Galen, is there something you would like to tell everyone?

Galen Erso: I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD

Galen Erso: SHINING SHIMMERING SPLENDID

Galen Erso: TELL ME SIRI HAVE YOU EVER LET YOUR HEART DECIDE

Galen Erso: A WHOLE NEW WORRRLLLDD

Baze Malbus: Okay, I'm going to get your wife.

Galen Erso: NONONONO DONT GET LYRA SHE HATES THOSE SONGS

Jyn Erso: You do know this is a public chat right

Lyra Erso: Galen, get your butt home and clean the floor.

Galen Erso: :(

Galen Erso: O.O

Galen Erso: LYRA YOU FORGOT A PERIOD!

Lyra Erso: I did not. You're messing with me again.

Jyn Erso: DAD! The power converters broke again!

Luke Skywalker: I can get some new ones from Tosche Station

Jyn Erso: No one likes you, Luke. Go away.

Baze Malbus: Ouch

Luke Skywalker: :(

Galen Erso: I like bananas

Lyra Erso: You need a therapist. I'm calling one now.

Lyra Erso: JYN! Where is my phone?

Jyn Erso:

Base Malbus: XD

Jyn Erso: You're texting on it, Mama.

Lyra Erso: Thank you, Jyn.

Galen Erso: LOL

Lyra Erso: I swear to Force... this chat gets weirder and weirder.

Galen Erso and Chirrut Îmwe: DO NOT USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN!!
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Yeah... weird stuff happening here...