Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

The Sequel Prequel Created Equal?

I don't know what's going to happen but it's probably not going to be good.

I don't own anything.
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Jyn Erso: GUYYYSS

K-2SO: WHAT YOU DUMB****

Jyn Erso: Way to start a chapter K-2SO

K-2SO: Thank you

Jyn Erso: Guys I think we should do something different today

Orson Krennic: Like what?

Qui-Gon Jinn: LIKE KICK YOU ALL OUT!!

[Qui-Gon Jinn has kicked all 9 rogues and more from the group chat]

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Why did you do that?

Qui-Gon Jinn: Because I wanted to

Qui-Gon Jinn: Here is the game Obi-Wan. We are going to invite-

[Darth Maul has interrupted Qui-Gon Jinn's text]

Darth Maul: KENOOOBBIIIIIII

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Someone is triggered

Qui-Gon Jinn: Probably because they didn't get enough screen time.

Darth Maul: U guessed it. Palpy took my iPad away

Qui-Gon Jinn: ...

Obi-Wan Kenobi: you have an iPad?

Qui-Gon Jinn: PALPATINE TOOK YOUR IPAD AWAY?!?? ARENT YOU ON OPPOSITE SIDES??

Darth Maul: Yes I have an iPad I watch Attack on Titan on it. And no, Palpatine is evil get with the times

Eren Jaëger: Sweet

Darth Maul: WHY DO ALL THE GOOD CHARACTERS DIEEEE?!??

Eren Jaëger: Ask Qui-Gon and Padme and Darth Vader and Ahsoka Tano and Commander Sato and Savage Opress that

Darth Maul: 😭😭

Qui-Gon Jinn: Who the **** is Eren

Eren Jaëger: The most awesome person ever

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Yeah... no

[Obi-Wan Kenobi has kicked Eren Jaëger]

Luke Skywalker: WASSUP CHAT?!?

Han Solo: Hi

Leia Organa: HAN!!

Han Solo: What?

Leia Organa: Stop dating my brother

Han Solo: Why?

Leia Organa: Because it's weird

Anakin Skywalker: But doesn't that mean that if he dated you, that would be weird as well?

Leia Organa: Go away Father

Anakin Skywalker: Heck no I'm here to tell my kids that the prequel movies deserve more recognition!

Leia Organa: The Originals will always be better

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Yeah because we have lost every movie poll ever

Anakin Skywalker: DONT BE A PESSIMISTIC ******* OBIE

Obi-Wan Kenobi: ... Obie!?

Qui-Gon Jinn: The prequels are great movies

Anakin Skywalker: SEE?!? MASTER JINN AGREES

Luke Skywalker: But you guys had Jar Jar

Jar Jar Binks: Was Meesa really that bad?

Han Solo: YES