Rogue Txt: A Star Wars Story [#Wattys2017]

RO-diac and Jassian

Which Rogue One character are you according to your Zodiac sign?

Aries(Mar 21-Apr 19) Orson Krennic
Taurus(Apr 20-May 20) Chirrut Îmwe
Gemini(May 21-Jun 20) Lyra Erso
Cancer(Jun 21-Jul 22) Cassian Andor
Leo(Jul 23-Aug 22) Wilhuff Tarkin
Virgo(Aug 23-Sep 22) Bodhi Rook
Libra(Sep 23-Oct 22) Jyn Erso
Scorpio(Oct 23-Nov 21) Baze Malbus
Sagittarius(Nov 22-Dec 21) K-2SO
Capricorn(Dec 22-Jan 19) Galen Erso
Aquarius(Jan 20-Fen 18) Darth Vader
Pisces(Feb 19-Mar 20) Saw Gererra

I don't own anything.
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Cassian Andor: Jyn

Cassian Andor: Jyn!

Cassian Andor: JYN!!

Cassian Andor: Jyn y ru ignoring me?

Jyn Erso: Hello, Cassian Andor. This is Galen Jyn's father. Jyn is currently grounded for not cleaning her room

Cassian Andor: Okay... can u still put her on?

Jyn Erso: I'm afraid I cannot

Cassian Andor: Pleeaaassee? I have some reallllly important to ask her

Jyn Erso: No. Jyn cannot have her phone until she cleans her room. Her phone battery's dying anyway

Cassian Andor: Just quickly? Then I'll stop texting and you can keep her phone to your heart's content

Galen Erso: On a scale of Shiro to Zarkon, how important is this "thing?"

Cassian Andor: ...

Cassian Andor: I don't even know what a Shiro and Zarkon are!

Galen Erso: Guess you'll have to wait until she gets her phone back

Cassian Andor: I dunno! Zarkon?

Galen Erso: Nope!

Cassian Andor: Please Galen! I really need to speak to her! It's about our relationship

Galen Erso:

Galen Erso: .

Galen Erso: O_O

Galen Erso: YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID SO EARLIER!! I AM GOING TO GIVE JYN HER PHONE!!

Cassian Andor: Thank you!

Jyn Erso: Hey Meatball

Cassian Andor: Hey Sweetie

Cassian Andor: Jyn... I was wondering if-

[Galen Erso has interrupted Cassian Andor's text]

Galen Erso: FOR CRYING ACKLEY TEARS DO IT IN PERSON ANDOR!!!

Jyn Erso: What?

Cassian Andor: What the actual Death Star Galen

Galen Erso: Go propose to her in person!

Cassian Andor: ...

Cassian Andor: I already did

[Cassian Andor has kicked Galen Erso from the group chat]

Jyn Erso: Thank you

Cassian Andor: Jyn I was wondering if we could talk about our relationship

Jyn Erso: No, you don't have to say anything

Jyn Erso: This isn't the first time I've gotten married and then divorced

Cassian Andor: what are you talking about?